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Weeks ago, noodling around, I did a crossword-puzzle-construction fragment, interlocking the Across of Spot, Sired, Castled, Cachets, Actress, Shoed and Herds with the Down of Cash, Cache, Actor, Shred, Steeds, Silts, Press, OED [Oxford English Dictionary], and TD [Touchdown]. Then last night I bookended the letter array with “Eenie Meanie Minie Mole” and “Heinous, Drain-US WAR: hope dash’d,” also fleshing out the array with lines that made it a peculiar multicrostic. My Raging Political Muse had had me write an anti-interventionist micro-polemic. Basically it says that our intervention in Iraq created a monster that cost US–as in United States–an ocean of blood and a trillion dollars in cash. This intervention, according to various sources of various reliability, began in earnest with the Cold War and someone named Qasim (or Kassem) showing Communist leanings. There was a coup in 1963 during the Kennedy administration, and there is some evidence that the CIA provided intel, if not more, to the coup-ers. Something important happened in 1975 and something else in 1980–I am not going to pretend I know what’s what; does anyone?

But the US has been invaded, been terrorized as recently as this week, and the Obama administration promises Justice. I am glad it does not promise Vengeance. To its credit, it also promises getting to the whys and wherefores; above all, we world citizens need Understanding.

Here are the words to the multi-crostic:

Eenie Meanie Minie Mole
Cache a despot in a hole
Hang him, if desired, high
King uncastled–my o my
Cash cachets once you are done
Wed an actress–sire her son
Bāshoed, Frosted, Plath’d & Nash’d
Shepherds’ flux at night is ‘stached
Heinous, Drain-US WAR: hope dash’d

Since I cannot claim Understanding myself, my disclaimer is that this page is “inspired by real events” and not “based on real events.” Thank you, Hollywood, for these useful, mealy-mouthed phrases!

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The explosions at the Boston Marathon–I just don’t know how to integrate this tragic event into the harmonious micro-continuum I occupy. When thinking about them I did the above and the below images/wordages, and they seem oblique indeed. But Dooodle Therapy always helps me cope with life’s rugpullings, and reminiscing about my first Marathon, San Francisco in 1984, is a comfort, and I hope no slight to the maimed and dead. This is a wake in the wake of the tragedy, and instinct has me acting like a Who in Whoville after the Grinch has stolen all the Christmas presents. (Continued respect and affection for Dr. Seuss, reprises the “Loose as a Seuss” blog post.)

Here are the twenty-one words to the double acrostic (add “Dooodle Therapy” and you get twenty-three):

Distinct though distant
Ovoids oscillate enough
Over surfaces serene
Out interaction’s door
Dance against impedimenta
Letting lethargy sleep
Enjoining sites silkily

The words are almost as doodly as the dooodle. They therefore don’t have to make sense–but dooodles image and word somehow create their own sense.

Following is a page whose most prominent word is Joy. It is part of the riff on Beethoven: “O’d to Joy.” A more formal way to Ooh and Aah is to O. I also riffed on Coleridge, with a deviant variant of the first two lines of “The Rime of the Ancient Mariner,” which are “It is an ancient Mariner/And he stoppeth one of three.” I also quote the classic 80s song “Don’t Dream It’s Over,” written by Neil Finn and performed by him with his band Crowded House. Again, behaving like a Who from Whoville is indicated for those who oppose those who come “to build a wall between us.”

The image is from my memory of August 19, 1984. At seventeen and a quarter miles I stopped to urinate, and as I was standing still both of my calves seized up in cramps. With about nine miles to go I hobbled them a little bit loose, but they kept locking up and I never regained a smooth running gait. During my struggle a young man who seemed to be two thirds long legs power-walked past me; we passed each other a few times before he left me in his dust for good. I finally made it across the finish line in 4:08:27.7 or so. Note that the finish line time at Boston 2013 registered 4:09 and change when the first explosion occurred.

I hope to honor the fallen of Boston 2013 by finishing another marathon before I die and dedicating it to them. Odds seem slight, given the degeneration of my biomechanics over the last 28 years. But it is worth a strive.

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I was graduated from Glendale High School deep in a previous century, but I still remember the fight song (“Fight on, Cards, for dear old Glendale/We know you will not fail/Show [other team] what we’re here for/And make them sad and sore…” On reflection, a bit mean-spirited, eh?). I only remember the first two lines of the Alma Mater, which smacked suspiciously of “O Little Town of Bethlehem”: “All praise to thee, O Glendale High/To you our voices raise…”

About three and a half weeks ago I had a blog entry featuring a quick sketch of me and some of my classmates. It went over well, especially with my classmates, one of whom encouraged me to do more; so this is more.

Last time I identified everyone, This time we’ll see who knows who, although I did identify one of us…

Here are the words to the triple acrostic:

Good Gosh, I had great fun indeed
Lost time regained & guaranteed–a
Eucharist gives one stray soul
Not blandishments but odd parole

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Alas, my streak of consecutive blog-posting days is over and out. I started on December 3, 2012 and posted at least once a day through April 14, 2013. I missed posting yesterday.

Ironically, the reason I missed yesterday was through engrossment in the above page, which took me till 10:35 PM to finish–and I had to report for work by 11 PM…

Here are the words to the triple acrostic:

Determined, relentless–society
Dismisses some needs–undeniably
Declares & denotes–impropriety
Denudes us at R A N D O M–inviolably

If let, preconditioned conformity
Inculcates Indulgent austerity
If FREE WILL exists, there’s enormity
In acting when viewing with clarity
Ill Fate–as the Void yawns so terribly
Intrinsic with grappling so wearily

Gigantic distresses unbearably
Gain ground with emotions shown tearily
GRACE gives us redemption felt helically
Grants warrant to forge Fate angelically

Before I tackled the acrostic, I talked to Denise about dignity, and asked her if Jesus on the cross saying “My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?” was an example of dignity. She made a good case for a Yes answer, since it was a question and not a cursing of God.

The illustration and calligraphy that provide the backdrop for the acrostic are dignity-oriented. I have Jesus speaking French as a tip of the hat to my Canadian friend Michel Lamontagne. Hope I got it right, Michel!

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Our days of living in Sedona are numbered, and, the last day being May 31st, the number is 47. Near-ironically, we are going to see a movie whose title is the number 42. It’s playing at the Harkins Sedona 6. It is about Jackie Robinson, who broke the color barrier in major league baseball, and whose number, 42, has been universally retired, to honor the game-changing event and the sterling character of the man who made it possible, meanwhile enduring slings, arrows, epithets and death threats with his head held high.

Moving from one dwelling place to another is a different kind of tribulation. In the early 21st Century it involves Internet shopping, real estate agent finding, location scouting, offer making, lender finding, contract writing, termite inspection, everything-else inspection, appraisal, contract rewriting, electronic signature filing, and a myriad of other devilish details, including a ton of hurry-up-and-wait. Finally it is all transferred/payment-booked, and key-conferred–and then the REAL work begins: the conversion of the diamond in the rough to the fulfillment of the owner’s dream. (Well, some percentage of the dream, anyway.)

Here are the words to the triple acrostic:

Modern ways to migrate may dismay
An agony of details over escrow’s imbroglio
Keybox removal brings vast relief & you
Enjoy ower/owner’s onus with expanse of sweat-equity’s labor

There’s also a hidden word-acrostic in the middle: Migrate Over Vast Expanse.

Moving right along…

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As I type, it’s early Saturday morning, and third-round action of the 2013 Masters tournament has not yet begun. Presently, Tiger Woods is three under, tying him for 7th place. Everyone is focused on him for several reasons, among them 1) he’s been playing phenomenal golf lately, winning his most recent tournament, the Arnold Palmer Invitational, for which he (or, more accurately, his team) received more than a million dollars, plus a big emotional hug from Arnie (not his team–just him); 2) his recent reattainment of his #1 world ranking represents a years-long struggle in the wake of his marriage-ending contretemps with his now-former wife, Elin Nordegren, whose marriage settlement according to the New York Daily News was in excess of one hundred ten million dollars; 3) a shot to the green Mr. Woods made on the 15th hole yesterday was so good, it hit the flagstick, and then richocheted squarely backward, ending up in a pond and changing a probable birdie to a bogie–a bogie that could have been much worse but for incredible skill on the part of Mr. Woods.

If you’re not familiar with golf, much of the above is gibberish. Since Gibberish is the clandestine topic of this post, it’s appropriate that I dish out some.

Why Gibberish? Because Golf IS Gibberish, metaphorically speaking. It is a game in which a carefully-crafted ball is hammered repeatedly by carefully-crafted sticks wielded by imperfectly-crafted human beings, who strive, following rules that are convoluted beyond belief, to eventually roll the ball into eighteen different holes. A substantial portion of the world’s wealth is affected by this activity, directly or indirectly. Migration patterns and habitat changes are directly attributable to its environs. It is one awe-inspiring work of performance art that I would entitle THE ABSURDITY OF HUMAN BEINGS IN THE PERVERSION OF THEIR DRIVES, since even at my most serious I cannot resist a pun.

If there’s anyone still reading, thanks so much for your attention. Here are the words to the quadruple, two-pairs-of-allotropic-words acrostic:

Surf, silliness, & Realtors rake in the megabucks
To climb & claw atop a peak with Taurus near a cusp
Respondents take a helicopter canyon to arroyo
Or jet on to Hawaii for the LPBA tour
Persnickety flaccidity persists; now back to Curt

RIP Curt Gowdy, for whom I had both respect and (misplaced; I was young) amused contempt.

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There is plenty to worry about in this twenty-first century. But some of us are hard-wired to worry no matter what; and at some point the Worry mechanism robs a soul of the ability to do something about what is causing the Worry in the first place. Such has been my lot since 1961 when, as a second-grade student in Miss Wolf’s class, I failed to finish an assignment about what kind of questions might be asked around Thanksgiving (example: “May I have some more turkey, please?”) because I worried that I might not come up with the ten Miss Wolf required. You’d think the Apocalypse had started, the way that got to me.

Fifty-one years later, I am more mellow, less apocalyptic, more productive, and less dire-predictive. Either I gained wisdom or I gave up.

Here are the words to the acrostic:

WOE betides the Worry-Wart from cradle to estate
OMINOUS are Signs&Portents–onerousness great
Rigor Mortis–Nostradamus–yes, the end is nigh
Richilieus & Looky-Lous will hit you in the I
Yet the fine print indicates there is no need to panic
Yggdrasil & Gilgamesh prove Doom is merely Manic

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About ten years ago I read John Steinbeck’s TRAVELS WITH CHARLEY IN SEARCH OF AMERICA. Mr. Steinbeck and his dog, a “standard” (tall) French poodle, lived the gypsy life in a beat-up camper, years before Charles Kuralt went “On the Road” for CBS. I remember vividly Mr. Steinbeck’s description of bigotry in a group he called “the cheerleaders;” the rest is a vague blur. But the idea of traveling with a dog appeals to me. I would want to do it on foot, though.

The man and dog in my drawing are not meant to represent Steinbeck and Charley, nor the late great William Doglas Bowers and me. They’re an invented guy and his invented dog, pedestrianing out in the countryside near a highway.

Here are the words to the triple acrostic:

Hit a road with a non-mangy mutt
Arcs & souls & butterfly flutter
Velvet glades & gusto to have
End the angst: the hinterland salve’ll

It’s been almost four years since Bill skipped town (Earth). I so miss him.

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This page is about Sainthood–Sainthood in my book, anyway. The prime criterion for Sainthood, seems to me, is Kindness. So I surround my four modest acrosticized lines with eight of the Kindest people I know, and I draw two of them.

Here are the words to the acrostic:

O Saints who call Urchins ma cher/mon petit
No matter if helping O. Twist or Pu Yi
Come teach us a lesson on living a Dream
Enfolded in Kindness with Love as its theme

Here are the people I’ve listed:

Judy Green-Davis
Jack Evans
Charlene Sims
Dick Wilkinson
Diane Norrbom
Cary Stoneman
Barbara Mills
Brian Bowers

Judy, either about to be ordained or just ordained, is married to Jack, “the Godfather of Phoenix poetry,” who’s been a volunteer at an assisted living center and who hosts both poetry events and movie viewings. Charlene, also known as Starry Bright, taught me an important lesson in empathy with her blog post about the three gatekeepers we need before we say anything. Dick Wilkinson is a ninety-two-years-young philosopher and raconteur, gentle and wise. Diane Norrbom is one of our family matriarchs and a goddess of nurturing. Cary stood by me and calmed my nervousness on my wedding day, December 10, 1988, and has given of himself to family and friends numberless times before and since. Barbara, also known as Hobbit, has made a career of elementary-school teaching, and her poetry reveals extraordinary depths of wisdom and caring. Brian, my brother both biologically and spiritually, nursed our grandfather in the last months of his life, comforting a dying man in great pain as no other could. Whatever I can do to honor these fine people, it’s not enough.