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Not all modern folk know that turning over a new leaf means turning a page of a book. Many sayings are rooted in the archaic, and we’ll know what they mean metaphorically even while we’ve forgotten how they came to be. “A stitch in time saves nine,” but who stitch-sews or darns any more, darn it?

In this age of controversy about genetic modification of plants, though, a “new leaf” could mean anything from ganja to a more efficient oxygenator. Both? The mind boggles.

This page was done under conditions of extreme sleep deprivation and sporadic retail sales. Looking at it, I don’t know exactly why I went semicolon crazy. I do know that my hero Kurt V had scorn for semicolons, thinking them hermaphroditic.

Words:

Abs; traction may well; be a Pal
NeoReal may boost; morale
Evangelics wax; aloof–a
Way; fair; err; a; semi; goof

I also debit SleepDep for the sloppiness of illustrative execution. That top right leaf certainly could use some makeover…

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Here is a subject more serious than a heart attack–and I speak as one whose father died at 49 of a massive myocardial infarction. Since it is so serious I consulted with my exceedingly wise Girlfriend, Denise. The heart of the matter seems to be that trust does not pay for women nowadays, in a world with date-rape drugs and such atrocities as are described in THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES.

I’m a little ashamed that my effort here is so clumsy. Perhaps in a few years, with more mastery of form and worldly experience, I’ll revisit the subject. Meanwhile, this is the best I can do.

Words:

Dances with the devil bring a sorrow unsurpassed
And a smile is nothing more nor less than what it is
Maladjusted yearnings leave forensics teams aghast
Seeing HARM inflicted on a wife or niece or sister
Evil forcers vain and lustful go back clear to Zeus
Let us pray evolving souls bring no such thugs to roost

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I want a new Arms race. Let us invent protection, and let us disinvent harmseeking. The Taser is a step in the right direction, but it is easily abused. The technology imagined in Damon Knight’s “Rule Golden” SEEMS impossible, but much less impossible than when Knight dreamed it up, around the time I was born. I hope he will prove to be prescient on that score.

Then there are branches, the arms of trees. They take away the Cee from Cee-Oh-Two, and we continue breathing. Plant Earth, Friends! Race you the world round!

Words:

Perhaps it is correct to hug a tree
Lay down our arms or drop them in the sea
And grow a hateless horde with hearts that soar
Now let us uninvent the col de mort
‘Tis tantamount to Lazarus, Come Forth

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My poor and darling Denise has sustained a spiral fracture of her leftmost metatarsal. Earlier this week I tried giving her some relief by supporting the weight of her lower leg with mine. It was not all that successful, relief-wise, but proved usable fodder for journal-paging, especially since I occasionally update my Facebook status with “Further Adventures of Denise and Gary.”

Words:

brace for impact fragile lamb
Ouch is YES and Ah is no
keen with pain & shout with Damn
Now there’s bruising toe to toe

Note that there’s a bit of poetic license here. Denise does not “keen with pain.” She is quite the trouper, bearing great pain with little outward reaction. I on the other hand am a Big Baby. I yelp, holler, whine, scream, and cry at the slightest provocation.

What did I mean by “ten-A-cious”? Look carefully at the lettering descriptive of our extremities and you will find a column of the letter A, ten deep.

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Readers of the last blog post will recall that I tried, and did not quite succeed, to capture my friend and fellow poet Bob Kabchef’s visage on paper. As a portraitist, when I misfire I have a choice: move on, or get back on the horse and try again. It is ALWAYS better to try again, though fear of repeated failure hangs like a wet-sodden cloud over the fragile-egoed creator’s head.

Here is my second try, with a double acrostic inspired by something Bob posted, seeing an early draft of it: “Speaking of chefs….. A lot of folks hesitate when confronted with the challenge of saying my last name – Kabchef. It’s not really that tough. Just think “Cab” and “Chef” Now say them together and you’ve got it. I sometimes tell folks that if TaxiCook is any easier for them, I’ll answer to that too. When my grandad came here to escape WWI, immigration whittled down Kabachieff to Kabchef. We Kabchefs don’t have a fancy Coat of Arms. We’re so poor, our coats don’t even HAVE arms.” That gave me a grin, and “Taxi Cook” it was. The words:

The nations are assembled choc-a-bloc
And Poets wrestle with the Despot–so
Xerography’s recorded–ONE Li Po
Is worth a thousand Xerxes who would mock

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Here is a not-quite-successful go at capturing the face of a Facebook friend of mine, at his request. His real jaw is much less like Mussolini’s, and there is enough inaccuracy in this and that detail to make me want to try, try again. I will some fine day. Meanwhile you might find more of the man in the words than the draughtsmanship.

On the left is an acrostic of his name, and on the right an acrostic of “Arcade,” his nom de guerre.

Bob Kabchef words:

Bashful? Ha! Give us a break
Belly up and Studebake–a
Oneness with a fruited shrub
O Citrus like a mint vee-dub
Belemonliming every branch
But will Lime Stanley do Lime Blanche
Brusque and wise and nowise bluff
Bravos due his Righteous Stuff

Arcade words:

Ask for an arena
Roped and carabinered
Catch a pirate’s scene here

 

ImageSome months ago my friend and fellow poet Debby Mitchell commissioned a coffee cup from me, to be given to her wonderful husband Gary in celebration of their birthday. I accepted the commission but missed the birthday deadline; Gary did get a photo of his cup, which was then at the greenware stage:

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A new deadline was set: August the 14th, their wedding anniversary. Last night I regretfully told Debby I would probably miss that deadline, too. Gary did get an updated photo of his cup, still in the greenware stage but personalized with his first name in blue mason stain:

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Why the missed deadlines? Here, with Debby’s gracious permission, is the substance of my Facebook message to her, by way of explanation:

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Debby, here is a story with seven sides:

In the mid-70s I took my first Ceramics class. The instructor was the excellent Maurice Grossman. He was supportive and encouraging to all his students, including me, but I had no talent, and the C he gave me was charitable. I never raised a cylinder during his class, though if I’d tried 500 times, I would have. My handbuilt work was mostly shoddy.

In spring of 1989 my then-wife and I took a ceramics class via Rio Solado Community College. It was held at North High School and taught by Calvin Tenney. After around 500 attempts, most failed, I started to get good at wheel-throwing, and I bought a potter’s wheel before the end of the year; and over the next twenty years I took junior college classes off and on, taking advantage of the kilns, equipment and glazes to get my money’s worth. But always in the back of my mind I hoped to wean myself from this arrangement and become independently ceramified.

One day during this time my then father-in-law presented me with a small octagonal kiln he’d found in a yard sale. I took the kiln to Marjon’s Ceramics, the main source of all things clay in the Valley of the Sun, and they repaired the “kill switch” and I did some firings. I liked the process, but the kiln had its issues and one of the misfirings that completely destroyed the ware the kiln contained compelled me to discontinue its use and to go back to Phoenix College classes.

When I moved to the Verde Valley I got involved with the Sedona Arts Center and took a ceramics class there. It was too expensive, though: for example, the Center required that students use their clay; and they were buying the clay from Marjon’s for about ten dollars a twenty-five-pound bag and selling it to the students for $28. So I looked for a place I could fire my clay without going to classes, and I thought I’d found one with one of my fellow artists at the Village Gallery, who said I could use her kiln for $35 per kiln load. But then I enrolled in a ceramics class at Yavapai Community College; that was this spring. They only charged students $10 a bag for clay. It was there that I fired the mug I made for Bill Campana. Not long after that, but after the last firing day at Yavapai, I accepted the commission for Gary’s cup.

Meanwhile, I got full-time work at Sedona Winds Independent Living Retirement Community, and my shift was 11pm to 7am, five nights a week. I found that having to go to class, go home, change, and soon after, go to work, was too onerous; consequently, I didn’t sign up for summer or spring class. But I needed to get Gary’s cup fired. Thus it was about two weeks ago I called my fellow artist at the Village Gallery. She said she did not want to fire other peoples’ ware any more; she’d had too many bad experiences. So I did what I’d wanted to do for many years: I found a used kiln online and bought it. Unfortunately the man who sold it to me had not been using it for ceramics (He heated horseshoes with it, and his wife melted glass in it.) And, let the buyer beware: it was far older than the ten years he’d implied it was: the ID plate Paragon Industries put on it had “Dallas 7, Texas” for the city/zone/state. You may recall that “zones” haven’t been in use since the advent of zip codes, which I’ve just Wikied and found that zip codes have been mandatory since 1967 for second- and third-class mail, so it’s pretty safe to say that this kiln I bought is at least 48 years old.

Yesterday morning I went to Marjon’s and showed their kiln guru Dean a photo of my kiln, asking him to fix me up with whatever it would take to make it operational. He sold me kiln shelves, supporting posts, pyrometric cones and glazes to get me what I needed to fire Gary’s cup. He also recommended an analog-display thermometer, but my budget was already just about spent.

I said this is a story with seven sides. That refers not to the seven paragraphs that comprise it, but to the fact that the kiln I now own is not the (nowadays) standard octagon shape, but septagonal, like sheriff’s badges and little else, including modern standard kiln “furniture.” I tell you this story because I feel bad that Gary’s cup is taking so long, and I want you and Gary to know that I don’t take my commitments lightly, and it breaks my heart when I break (or maybe, in this case, bend) such a commitment as the August 14 deadline I’d given myself for presentation of Gary’s cup to you two. You have been wonderful about that, and you deserve an explanation. Thanks for your attention!

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I should also mention that another step to getting the kiln operational was to get an outlet to match its four-pronged plug. The outlet was installed by Greg Huntington, my girlfriend Denise’s brother, licensed contractor and prince of a fellow, who accepted an inexpensive breakfast at a local restaurant as full and final payment for this task. If you need a remodel, a floor installation, or a home built from scratch, Greg is your man.

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I borrowed the title for this post from a book called ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, an account of the first years in America of George Papashvily. It was his chapter about the United States military in favorable contrast to the Czar’s Army.

Yesterday’s post also involved the American military, but I felt there was more to say.

Long ago Robert Heinlein was invited to contribute to a radio program called “This I Believe.” His radio address may be found in EXPANDED UNIVERSE and also in GRUMBLES FROM THE GRAVE, and an audio may be found on the Internet if you look well enough. Quoth Heinlein, among many other things: “I believe in Rodger Young.”

Here’s a link to find out why: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodger_Wilton_Young

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Armistice words:

Across the world, conflict’s rife
Riots, war–devalued life.
Mission: Vengeance–plan: Survival
Instant Grievance–woes archival.
Sighing on
The Widow’s Walk
In despair, the Loved Ones knock
Cautiously on doors with Hope
Ever seeking Peace with Scope

Soldiery words:

Sacrifice and valor
Often lead to death
Lose a son or pal, or
Dad–tears wrack your breath
It’s a tragic thing, yet
Every age has Fallen
Rights and Freedom we get,
Yes, and Grief to haul in.