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unsouled merchandise

the plastic form, the plastic grin;
the blurbs beneath the bubble wrap
commit a pleonastic sin:
they don’t seduce, but do entrap.

ideas, feelings, memories;
the message in a loved one’s eyes:
you are the one i long to please.
this plastic is a ghoul’s disguise;

its maker knows we love to give
and do not trust a home-grown gift
will pass the is it worthy? sieve,
and ads sow seeds of doubt. short shrift’s

conferred to those who do not spend.
thus money’s love’s analogy,
and thus the moneychangers lend,
and then collect rapaciously.

let’s from this artificial pit
retreat, and up a true path climb;
we’ll learn that ultimately it
means most when we give love plus time.

g. bowers, agent of ARROYO (alternate reality rectangles of youth ordained)

the funnies, to answer no question,
like NANCY and PEANUTS and such,
made windows to buttress the bastion
a kid needs to starsky his hutch.

in book form were comics like X-MEN
and BATMAN and HERBY and PEP
realities strange as a henchman
DICK TRACY would trace and–nab?–yep!

some funnies were crack-us-up laughable:
UNfunny but suited for sneering,
some wisecracking dialogue affable,
some action distractive-to-veering.

some artists belonged in asylums,
and some of their work in the Louvre,
some classics were seek-ems-&-buy-ems,
some stuff from the Sixties a grouvre.

the best should be well-wrapped in plastic
and kept from acidity’s harm;
leave stretching to Mister Fantastic;
seek Scarlet[t] (Johansson? Witch?) charm.

the kid in us all is eternal.
the youth is within to arrange;
it’s true just as Springtime is vernal;
just DOCTOR with touches of STRANGE.

(Afterverse note: I admit to a strong Silver Age Marvel bias.)

NOTE: NaPoWriMo is shorthand for National Poetry Writing Month, which was founded on April Fool’s Day, 1996. To participate, the goal (“mission”) is a minimum of one poem a day, every day through the month. But there are no requirements. The Facebook page says “NaPoWrimo is a contest you hold with yourself, so grab inspiration from wherever or whatever you want. Write about anything you want.” I see my own participation as an opportunity to become a more well-versed (haha) poet by setting additional challenges; and the challenge I want to meet today is to write a “prose poem.” (There is controversy about what constitutes a prose poem; for instance, what would distinguish it from flash fiction? My personal definition is “writing shorter than a short-short story that contains both storytelling and fanciful turns of phrase without relying on stanzas or other form-specific line breakage.”)

The SHAME of It All, Or Not

Shame drives my car. I do not own a car. Shame is what I feel when I think of what I regard as my criminal history. I have never been arrested, indicted or tried in a court of law. I paid a ticket for Consuming Alcohol While Driving a Motorized Vehicle once. The shame was that I was caught. I had accepted a Michelob bottle from the young, attractive woman in the passenger seat on our way to skiing. Skiing is sliding down snow in near-frictionless fashion. The friction is reduced via wax. One brand of wax for surfboards is Sex Wax. Its popularity relies obliquely on Shame. I have used boogie-boards and my body to surf, but never a surfboard. Thirty-five years ago I “borrowed” some hundreds of dollars from a cash box belonging to a company I was working for. I replaced it within a day, but during that day I was stealing, and could easily have been indicted, tried and convicted.  My behavior changed, but don’t take my word for it; sometimes I tell lies. We all tell lies, but that does not excuse mine.

fraidy cap

light s too bright so let us dim it
here discussing heavy stuffs
fear is awful needs a limit
in a lifetime s starks and roughs

with insurance out of pocket
sees a max and then relief
that fits fear like ball & socket
cortisol & chain & grief

dostoevsky kafka swinburne
shirley jackson stephen king
cast the arts with palls & sinburn
crafted well enough to sting

deaths of philip seymour hoffman
amy winehouse mickey r
films of tarantino scoff man
euver myth across the bar

worldis scary worldis doomful
life is precious too soon gone
we ve delusions by the roomful
taliban to telethon

fear the need for medication
fear the monster fear the whip
fight with calm and dedication
kiss the sweetheart child on hip

cap the fear and tame it quell it
use a focus on a friend
use a handhold then compel it
to a corner to its end

Image

Blunt Object, Blunter Mind

Once upon a time there was an object.
It was colloquially known as a Sap, or a Blackjack, or a Cooler.
It was leather and it was filled with birdshot or some other form of lead
And it was used as a weapon.
You’d read about it in detective/crime magazines.

Doing an Internet search on the keywords Sap Blackjack Cooler
One finds that “Once upon a time” includes today,
And that there’s at least one discussion forum
Where the relative merits of Saps, Batons, and Sap Gloves
Are fervently discussed.

The phrase “Dojo bunnies” cracked me up.

The brief synopsis of effective strike zones
By a fellow from Tennessee
Gave me the willies.

The Nutritional Vacuum

Some things are put in food
To make it look or taste better.

The hue of the paint that is used for the interior of some prisons
Is chosen to induce docility.

Prior to the digital enhancement of photos
A popular men’s magazine would apply
An all-purpose surface cleaner to the flesh of their nude models
In order to enhance the sheen.

Recently it was discovered that the weekend’s worth of love donations
Of a television evangelist
Was in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Many of us think that those rectangles of paper
With a certain ink pattern on them
Have intrinsic value.

Some of us make patterns of our own
And a rat-a-tat-tap noise as we make them
And then a clicking noise
That sends the patterns out into the world

And we hope our patterns are translated
Into a connection with others.
Why?
Because, as comfort- and contact-seeking animals,
We need one another,
And as emotional, desperate expressives,
We want to feel,
And what we feel to be felt by others,
And understood,
And acknowledged.

Serving Size 1 Post
Servings Per Container 1

Calories 0
Total Fat 0g*
Cholesterol 0mg

Dietary Fiber 0g

Protein 0g

* disputed

 

“Victory in defeat, there is none higher.” –Robert Heinlein

“When a man finds that it is his destiny to suffer, he will have to accept his suffering as his task; his single and unique task. He will have to acknowledge the fact that even in suffering he is unique and alone in the universe. No one can relieve him of his suffering or suffer in his place. His unique opportunity lies in the way in which he bears his burden.” –Victor Frankl

“I’m getting too old for this shit.” –Danny Glover

Victory Declared

Vicissitudes may leave us both bedraggled and bedecked
It went so for the legend horn men Bird and Beiderbecke
Catastrophe’s the catnip of the studio exec
The scoffing sounds of nature may belie the overall
Our honeybee’s a humbug & our sheep are wont to baa
Remember there were never any roars from ‘Lion’ Lahr
Ye GODS who made both Yggdrasil & trees of lesser grade
You’ll hear us sing REGARDLESS of how badly we’re dysplayed

(Calligraphed image to follow in the near future)

(Neologism: dysplay, verb, transitive and intransitive: to be made by malign, superior force or forces to do unnatural things)

the last paperboy

printing presses still make newspapers
but they are smaller and thinner-pulped
and the edges of the pages curl up
they seem unnatural

and people in trucks still take bundles of those papers
not in nearly the quantities of yore, mind you
and it’s much more an independently-contracted gig
and the hirees are insomniacs with dependable trans

and thus i the front desk night clerk of an independent living retirement community
greet bob the distributor some time between two and five a.m. and give him the cookies
that i no longer have for dessert of my chef-prepared meal and bob gives me a stack
with a lot of az republic and a few ny times and ws journal and usa today

and i divvy the onionskins into three sectors first fl n and w second n and w and east
and i slip some under doors and put some on ledges
and after sector two i take the aprons out of a second fl dryer
and put them in the activity director’s office

it’s the good part of the paperboy’s job as there are no collections any more no stubs
to be given when the resident coughs up
(i remember calvin the paperboy a soft touch for a quarter dispensed from his change machine)
and climbing the stairs is good exercise and i get to look at the fireside lounge copy before putting it there

but it won’t be many years when there will be no paperboys and i feel like a mutant as it is
i may go nuts soon and buy a stack of soontobegones
stand on a busy corner in a busy city and retroshout
EXTRA! EXTRA!! READ AAAAALLLLLL ABOUT IT!!!

avalanche of life

there’s a traffic jam on the corpuscular freeway
platelets block the venous road
and the bacterial taggers are snagged by the whiteys
in microville

joy in microville
the patch did its job and will dissolve
project lumberaround is in no danger

all the littleys are constantly jerked around
but no notice is taken
it’s a matter of random and into each sublife
brownian movement falleth

sublife in its avalanche
teeming flora jazzedup fauna
dart and swish and skid and slide
consume and subsume disappear with no goodbye

no questions asked
nor submind to ask them

but you’d swear someone’s nodding contentedly