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emt at work

the lady fell
like a smackdown in dubyadubyaeff
no walker no cane
ninety-four years young
but old in the bones

nine one one was called
soon she was flanked by blue-t-shirted young men
one of whom did the talking.

gentle as a breeze on a dandelion he moved her legs
got her knees up and put his hand between them
and asked her to try to squeeze his hand with her knees

again and again she insisted she was ok
just a little wrist pain
and they got a cold pack for that

the emt said it would be best if they took her to er
she demurred and signed two forms

the crew were five minutes away when she found she could not stand
her smooth talking young man expressed relief that they were back
helped her feel right
got her on the gurney without pain

seven different bones had been broken
but she will be all right

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Here is something that was thought out in advance, but executed while not feeling well. The show must go on, and I wanted to post today, but the impatience and shakiness that comes with minor illness is right there on the page. Perhaps I’ll do a do-over after I’m well. I really like the way “hand held” has come to mean something electronic, though it’s still connotative of relaxed love.

Here are the words to the double acrostic:

Holographic novelty is not quite in the flesh
And in vitro is a workaround if you’ve no crèche
NEED is forging our tomorrows but we may forestall
Datamining pseudojoy if we walk parasoled

i saw a lineman/Indian Head Penny

on the drive home from the gym i saw a lineman
     I once had a penny
he was working from the ground like a boy with a part-bulldog kite
     It was over a hundred years old
his string a cable affixed to a toroidal cylinder
     On its obverse a headdressed “Noble Savage”
and as he pulled the bulldog slowly spun
     The headband inscribed “Liberty”
a spiderline of metal in a spiral around the line
     With nine feathers sprouting perpendicularly from it
and the spiderline gleamed against the dark of its captive
     And the Indian had a carefree smile as if Liberty was indeed nigh
as the orange-meshed lineman pulled steadily and firmly
     That year of their Lord 1859
and with the confident purpose of a man doing a just job

They are brothers in copper, the two men:
     sacred to a time,
Overlaid with the invention of a stumbling civilization,
     and “Indian” was never correct in the Western Hemisphere;
And “lineman” will someday go the way of “elevator operator;”
     and “Head” has come to alternately mean alternate-means recreation;
And strung wire is on its way out, as wireless comes to rule,
     and modern American pennies striking concrete sound, and are, worthless and false;
And Time brings a wind that whistles up ghosts.

detha of a manstunt

you’re gonna need an instand for this scene, rocko
use a dubstuntle a manstunt
for you can bet dollnuts to doughers
they’ll celcan your sureinance if you don’t

so it wasn’t the torac who strolled in on the sircoroc
it was the manstunt
looking so holepess on the hizoron

he squidten at his eniesem
they all drew at enoc
and so flew the hobbirel ahil of etbulls

migr and demintered the manstunt carlwed down the mian lien
beedling presoufely
and with his dygin bareth
stodo adn stublemd pats the twon litims

the stuntman died in the shadow of the sign
a triumphant smile on his face
for he’d run the gauntlet of confusion
and would go to his reward ungarbled

“WECLOME TO ANAGRAM” said the sign
“ETS. 8281”

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Here is the “finished” portrait and eponymous acrostic of Patrick Stewart. Something was lost in the finishing: freshness/likeness. Something was gained: the words that solved the poeticization.

Here are the words:

Picard is SF, so’s Prof X–he plays ’em nonetheless
And fans of Wm. S. and Sammy B. are by him blest
The savviest of thespians will not go toe to toe
Respectfully they take a pew & watch & learn & grow
Intensity is always there from starring role to extra
Comedic, tragic, bleak to brilliant thwarts the glibbest texter
King Lear, King Faud, King Kong, Candide–he’d be in all parts expert

real-time y-axis alternative

south of new river
central a-zee
the containment of hot air
in ripstop nylon
gives rise to passengered gondolas

you too may be hoisted
and sip warm champagne
at one-ninety-nine ninety-nine a non-pop
per person

or you may sail by on the ground
as the gasbags buoy over you
each indifferent to the other
and you

and go where you will between your ears
returning safely with no motion

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After nine and a half hours on the job, the next five-at-least better be in Slumberland.

PS WIP equals Patrick Stewart Work In Progress. I tried doing a PS a few years ago; people thought the drawing was good, but they couldn’t tell who it was.

hey stupid

limpid
pallid
tepid
foetid
turgid
fervid

all neatly packaged concept words

stupid

not so much
misleading
originally referencing stupefaction
now indicative of a lack of smarts

humid

has moisture written all over it,
doesn’t it?
you feel like you need a shower just hearing about it,
don’t you?

the relative stupidity is twenty-two percent
and rising
the loved-one stupidity slightly more
or less
the stranger stupidity you don’t want
to know

too soon

too soon
four ohs in seven letters
it is a minidirge
it scolds and mourns
and speaks of a wounded psyche

monsoon
the word means ‘rainy season’
and so “monsoon season”
means ‘rainy season season’
come let us reason

oolong
three ohs in six letters
but it need not only mean tea
it could be delight for her who likes long
and has found it

oblong
see above
add an ell and you have loblong
and that could mean tennis
or more of the above

sun myung moon was a fraud
yes a biiiiiiig fraud
he served time in america
to keep all americans
free

These lay no claim to being true Haiku or Senryu. The only concession to form is five syllable first line, seven syllable second line, five syllable third line.

koanku

petulant cosmos:
“i didn’t ask to be made.”
here is god’s reply:

gritku

up all night down soon
now at that inbetween grit;
soul’s undies twisted,

alakudabra

the real magic trick:
convincing via mere words
that words make magic

crestfallku

waves and heraldry
both involve crests borne on high
and abysmal troughs

rhymes-with-keenness ku

greed to racetrack to
purse money to breeding: greed
makes fine equineness

wow-obsolescence ku

blog ability
would have shaken the earth once
now it’s mundane

sob wows: a lesson/ku

spectacular tears
of mrs. willy loman
are a graveyard smash

loudfingerku

all those nerve endings
intended to thrill the brain
scream like hell when mashed

return to senderku

‘dust to dust’ does not
give aid and/or comfort–just
accurate info

fin alley ku

sharks in the alley
await the grand finale;
let’s skip it, shall we?