Skew Smee

In my quest to become the worst pun-cobbler of all time, this morning I crafted “skew Smee,” a skewed, smeary corruption of “‘scuse me.” But that opened a can of worms. Among other things, Walt Disney says something that directly contradicts J. M. Barrie’s assertion in the very first sentence of PETER AND WENDY, whence came Peter Pan. One thing led to another, and another, and that’s how pages like these are born.

Here are the words:

pSychophantic flunkieS

sKilletize the dooM

Even as the upkeEp

Weeps for hellish fumEs