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À long time ago Plato the Ancient Greek compared the way we try to make sense of things with observers of shadows on a cave wall trying to figure out what’s going on. (If you do an Internet search on “Parable of the Cave” you will get a MUCH more detailed and lucid, though less concise, explanation.)

Here is an assortment of items on a card table my ex-wife gave me a week or so back. I propped up my latest diptych drawing on top of a drawing of my High School sweetheart on top of my laptop, but otherwise left the table as is. Chaotic as it looks, you can tell much more about me and my life than you could watching shadows of my antics on a cave wall, but much less than there is to know. I submit this for study by anthropologists and sociologists, amateur or otherwise, who happen to be reading this: What kind of person am I? What are my prospects for the future? Do I deserve to live?

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Yesterday my daughter Kate and I enjoyed the carnival atmosphere of the Arizona State Fair. Kate made me laugh and mistyeye at the same time: When we were threading our way through the crowd, she grabbed the back of my T-shirt, just like she did when she was a little kid. (She is now 28 years old.) We had a blast, riding two different Ferris wheels, bumper cars, the over-the-fairgrounds ski lift, and had ourselves whirled and lifted and spun by various other rides. We also saw a barnful of amazing animals and two halls full of superb arts and crafts.

Deal & Wheel

Daring are the crew

Eeyore says to Pooh

An unpebbled shoe

Lets a sole be whole

& achieve a goal

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Well over 50 years ago science fiction grandmaster Alfred Bester invented the earworm in his novel THE DEMOLISHED MAN. The quotation I’ve calligraphed in one such. In a society of telepathy, this odd and resonant ditty was intended to baffle mind-probers who wanted secrets.

Bester’s jingle is well stuck in my head. Often when I am walking it pops up and matches the rhythm of my steps. When I am tired it helps–kind of pulls me along.

Nowadays, though, “tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun” takes on a more ominous, even apocalyptic, imbuement. These are interesting times indeed.

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Many of my friends (and otherwise) regard me as a purveyor of bad puns. (Guilty.) But were I to live ten lifetimes,  I would never come up with as many puns, bad or not, as has Piers Anthony, creator of Xanth, which is shaped like Florida but partakes of Earth and many other realities.

I first became aware of this gentleman via The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction in the early 70s, which published his short story “Wood You?” My arrogant teenage self thought the story, about an improbable wood-splitting contest, was stupid, with overflogging of certain joke-concepts and an array of putrid puns.

What I missed was that it was also magnificent, arresting storytelling. After well over 45 years it is the ONLY story in that issue of F&SF that I remember–with the possible exception of Avram Davidson’s “Selectra Six-Ten,” which may have been in that issue as well.

I won’t transcribe the acrostic poem I wrote on this page. It is an array of stupid puns with zero magnificent storytelling. But it, and this post, serve as a memorandom (pun intended) to myself to later do the same decent job on Anthony that I did on Theodore Sturgeon about five years back, including a well-rendered portrait.

Trivia: Mr. Anthony has punned every month of the year. I say Inktober, he says Octogre. Let’s call the whole thing Fun. Rhymes with Pun. What Piers Anthony has taught me is that a play on words can help a person be Playful.

In the film version of JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR Pontius Pilate, played brilliantly by Barry Dennen, fleers to the mob: “Behold the man! Behold your shattered king!” The mob sticks to its guns: “We have no king but Caesar.” Pilate rages: “You hypocrites–you hate us more than him!” The mob doubles down: “We have no king but Caesar. CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM!”

“Ecce” is Latin for Behold. “Voilà” is French for Behold, in a way. And “Looky” is also a loose Behold, though “Looky here” is more common, at least the last time I lookied.

Behold the acrosticizations of variants of Behold.

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Here are the texts of the two acrostic poems:

Be (Ecce) Hold

Battened hatches don’t preclude an interjective Oh

Barleycornish cornucopia may yes a no

Ectoplasmic outbursts of an undeveloped soul

Even as we speak convince some fools that Crap is Gold.

voilà/looky

volunteers camp out in sheol

outlined chalk in Orange day•glo

indicate the urge to stay–o

ladle up that special k

à la carte reveals a way

 

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It is the 18th of October, A.D. 2018, 4 PM Mountain Standard Time. I am just south of Indian School Road on Central, at Yoshi’s, a little fast-ethnic-food restaurant whose slogan is “Have a Rice Day.” I’ve just had their Dragon Bowl in the Beef incarnation, so I am full of spicy roast beef and rice and carrot slivers and onion rims and bell pepper chunks, plus thin-sliced marinated ginger which is one of their offered condiments. I washed it down with Pepsi from the fountain.

Here in the American Southwest, if you say “Omma go get some neat,” you think you said “I am going to get something to eat.” So today my double acrostic pokes fun at my Southwestern accent.

Some Neat

Sí is Yes & No is Nein

One may say I’m hai to dine

Minor Food Gods, hear my plea

Elevate me to a T

Sí is Spanish for Yes, Nein is German for No, and Hai is Japanese for Yes. Hai is meant to be a pun on High as well. To be High is to be elevated with the help of chemistry, or romance, or life’s pleasure.

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I am Gary. Harrison Ford is Indy, for obvious cinematic reasons. And Eleanor Roosevelt is Anna, for that was her real first name.

And “Gary, Indiana” is a song and a town. I wonder if other Garys react to the song with the same revulsion I do. As for the town, for the longest time it was an exemplar of how not to deal with industrial waste.

So this page with its whimsical acrostic is an attempt at alchemization. It is a Sweetener and a Lightnesser, if and only if I did the job I set out to do.

Here are the words to the triple acrostic, trochaic quadrameter, ABBA rhyme scheme and all:

Gary Indy Anna

Ginseng chives and belladonna

Aromatics snail on down

Random dips dissolve a frown

Yester-year’s Americana