politicos, please stop SOTMizing me

first let’s establish what SOTM stands for/and later i will beg for it to stand for something else

SOTM stands for Show Ourselves The Money

and is pronounced, unsubtlely enough, Sodom

I felt SOTMized this last election cycle/because i wanted a few candidates to win so badly/that i contributed modest amounts to their campaigns

and to this day, almost seven weeks after the election,/ALL of those candidates,/and some of their pals as well,/are hounding me/and pleading with me/and guilt-tripping me/and badgering me

to Show Ourselves The Money/(the Ourselves being the candidates, of course)

to give them more for next time/because the bad guys are outspending us

i want this bloodsucking buggerish nonsense to stop

because the implication is Whoever Has The Most Money Wins

and Decency and Right vs. Wrong do not seem to matter

so i am begging everyone to change the paradigm

and please make SOTM stand for Something Other Than Money

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other more civilized countries put money in its place/and limit campaign spending

let us learn from their example

for i cannot sit comfortably with this going on–

can you??