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once upon a time there was a man named paul myron anthony linebarger

he wrote a magic book called Norstrilia and one of its chapters was headed “Counsels, Councils, Consoles and Consuls”

and he nimbly interwove advice dispensation and diplomacy convening and computer interfaces and “Lords of the Instrumentality” in that one astonishingly brief chapter

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such wordplay danced through the novel at the service of a story of mind-bending majesty of scope

and i am forever grateful to the man whose pen name “Cordwainer Smith” is itself wordplay since a cordwainer makes shoes and a smith forges metal

so by way of riding on his coattails or paying him hommage my poem ties together five like words

the guilty man was hung/and from his sad life sprung/his dying breath turned cloudy in the cold

insurance for his widow/encountered har-maggido/with allegations flying truth be told

but she had an attorney/who helmed her courtroom journey/and proved no suicide nor breach of trust

so forthwith she was paid/and all thought she had made/the best of things…as we all can, nay, must

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cordwainer smith was a punster/as am I/and in Norstrilia he named a character Houghton Syme/whom the protagonist Rod McBan called “Old Hot and Simple”

and now i have an odd confession/that demonstrates how dr. linebarger has influenced me

eighteen years ago i worked for the healthcare system then known as scottsdale healthcare

whose ceo at the time was a man named tom sadvary

and i thought of him as “Old Sad and Various”

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please do look into Cordwainer Smith dear reader/if you are at all curious

and if you find “No, No, Not Rogov!” in your investigations/reflect on how now there is a thing called “Neuralink”

and marvel at the good doctor’s prescience

Cat Rescuer

Comfy Room and comfy chair

Can improve your savoir faire

And a list for toys/debris

And a dose of TLC

Aahh–and here’s a Purr– and you

Truly NATURE’S Payment Due

Then a True Home gets much Truer

Thanks to Cat…and Cat Rescuer.

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This page was done especially for my friend Missy Pruitt, who has devoted a great deal of her time and energy to that noblest of causes, that of finding loving “forever homes” for forsaken felines. She is conducting a gala event in the Valley of the Sun this weekend devoted to the furtherance of her cause, and she asked me to compose an acrostic poem for the occasion. It was she who supplied the title that forms the “bookends” of this double acrostic.

Friends, a fine way to reduce suffering and increase joy in our suffering-saturated, joy-starved world is to provide a home for an abandoned cat. Don’t do it on a whim, for it is a lifetime commitment. But I urge you to do it at least once in your life. I did, long ago, and my life was ever after enriched.

The screw is loose the fear displayed the creature clad with chitin

Lest we contuse a tool is made to re-insert and -tighten.

Encomiums are uttered of the folk who crossed the plains

Bright Chromium’s unshuttered love has charm so Dark abstains.

The tool of time the loot of space the Siren Destiny

This fool makes rhyme that runner pace those tribulations tea.

The ordered chaos of the nonsense syllables builds gates

That swing when they osmose the gone sense-memory of dates.

sometimes i fall into the “first one’s free, kid” online trap

and i pay nothing but i do install the app

and there goes a chunk of my disposable time

and all for more distractive irrelevance that makes as much difference in my life as does laryngitis to a mime,

and MUCH later i wake up and smell the stripped-wire fumes

and i go to System and then Apps and count the dozens of app-piranha amounting to an app-inferno that consumes and consumes and consumes,

and find the truth of my subconscious-originated rumor

is that the apps not only consume system resources but also the very being of one GWB-monogrammed consumer.

so i get out the handy-dandy System lawnmower more technically known as Uninstall,

but though i want to seek&destroy them all,

after just a few have been dispatched i start remembering a niceness about this one or a funness about that one,

and i just can’t bring myself to do in the Jokers On Parade one or oblivionize the Don’t You Just Love a Cat one,

and in a few days i again become rapturously entrapped

and, minorest of minor poets that i am, i realize that Apped has, does, and ever will rhyme with Zapped.

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Renewed thanks to the spirit of the inventor of the style I employed for this poem, the immortal Ogden Nash.

one: mississippi

a second is an interval/with which we gain precision/in reckoning a rate of fall/with unitary fission

two: mississippi

“back in two seconds,” we will say/and we are either liars/or time-dilators who hold sway/and scoff at all deniers

three: mississippi

among the rules of basketball/to stifle strife’s striation/if in the key too long you stall…/three-second violation.

if the earth does not suit you/you can adjust it

stand and your eyes are less tidally pulled/by the center of gravity near the core

and the earth will not notice but your eyes will be higher

jump and you push the earth away/land and your feet do a smackdown

change your lifestyle and you marginally add to or subtract from the ecological despoilage/and now we are getting somewhere

do you want to adjust the earth toward health? good!/get some garbage bags and fill them with your trash/but meticulously record item by item what you have in the bags

your camera can hold near-unlimited images so snap away for a week/and weigh the week’s worth of trash and then toss it away

multiply by 50 and you have a good idea/of how much of a garbage beast you are

now adjust your future

and you will adjust the earth

she will warm up to you