app lickable

i syrup my hotcakes with the sap app

cure my constipation with the crap app

get out of jail with the beat the rap app

and enjoy somnolent refreshment

with the nap app.

.

did sammy davis junior need a tap app?

einstein a thinking cap app?

birds lack a flap app

and sexually transmitted diseases thrive

without a clap app.

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sometimes up the app-strewn road

we’ll ditch simulation

screw like bunny spawn like toad:

old school stimulation.