tariffs imposed on an uninhabited island

the penguins were minding their own non-business

suddenly it was decreed that non-uncle sam would require 10 percent of all sales from the  export of their merchandise to the united states of america

suddenly their safe haven was scrutinized

the penguins became a symbol of mindless incompetence

and while it is true that they are indifferent to these recent developments

my fear is that the mockery inspired by these waterfowl will incur the wrath of the commandeer-in-cheep

i mean commander-in-chief

and following his illogic that leads him to seek retribution for anyone who chaps his hide

he will try to make the penguins pay

through the beak

doubling and quadrupling and octupling down

until the poor lil krillsuckers are booted out of the land of the fee [sick] [sic]

even with a green card