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Note: The prompt offered on the NaPoWriMo website invited poets to explain obliquely why they are poets and not something else. But I AM something else, so let’s see what happens when I start with that.

These pieces were done by the author on April Third, 2025, at Lively Minds Art Studio.

The Potter’s Progress

Clay speaks to me tactilely/And telepathically

I need form/I need life

Clay chides me here and there

I deserve better/I do not deserve slapdash

Clay on the wheel connects me/With the Spin with which Creation began

That hum you hear is Universal

Clay has her delights and cruelties/And sometimes a will of her own

Stop trying to make a bowl. I do not want to be a bowl. Make me into a bird with four eggs on my back.

Sometimes cleanup is messy./Beware her dust!

Clay urges me to improve./I asked her why she was so demanding.

You know it is not I who demands. It is you yourself.

I am however thrilled that you do so.

It’s good for both of us, Darling.

Note: today’s prompt says address a person, be anachronistic, invent a new word, etc.

Hey, Caravaggio/Love your chiaroscuro/(Daylight come and me wan go home)

You painted hundreds/Used camera obscura/(Daylight come and me wan go home)

I call you Mike/You’re a second Michelangelo

Castrating duellist/Inventing manstruation

Price on your head/But you kept on painting anyway

You were driven crazy by your mercury and lead

And hundreds of years after you were dead

Your paintings found their way into a first-year Latin textbook

And fourteen-year-old Gary saw them and was stunned

And thought Wow

Wish I could do that

you sit still/but you also whirling around/the axis of a planet/which whirls around/the center of the sun/which whirls around/a black hole holding a galaxy together/yet you are not dizzy/because it is chiefly velocity at play/and not acceleration

you are calm/but your country has gone sideways/its leaders thieves and liars/its allies antagonized into disbelieving rage/but you are calm/because one of your own battles/is with overwhelmedness/and one of your defense tactics/is compartmentalization

an earth-striking asteroid or a nuclear strike/would be so game-changing/as to end the game

but so far so…uncatastrophic

so far unlikely

.

there is so much inherent sensibility/in laws of motion

so much wonder/that we got a chance to be alive/and to feel

yet so much danger/we must move to avoid it

and be moved/by beyondness

unwrit dress codes

in my country it is illegal

under penalty of scorn

to tuck in your shirt

unless it is under

another, untucked shirt

and even then subject to side-eye

.

in my neighborhood it is risky to dress well

people who loiter at bus stops

or around grocery-store entrances

tend to ask ask ask you for money

and you may get a sarcastic “god bless you”

if you don’t cough up

or at minimum give them a sincere “sorry”

and it is safer to look down and out

but sometimes when you do it will be

“got a lighter?”

or “can you sell me a cigarette?”

in which case a sincere “sorry, i don’t smoke”

is acceptable

unless you do smoke

.

on social media you can dress casually

or goofily

unless your employees are watching/your social-media presence

or you are looking for work

and then you better look as if you are up

for a performance review

or a job interview

sharp but not opulent

.

even in the privacy of your abode

avoid nudity unless hygienically necessary

you never know

you never know

you never know

who’s watching

and how

On the NaPoWriMo website the optional prompt is an invitation to base a poem on a term or terms in a glossary of music or art. I have chosen fugue.

Watt: The Fugue

James G. Watt was precursive

Of modern folly’s MAGA

Interior subversive

Exterior oil-gaga.

.

James Watt was an inventor

Helped industry to flower

Steam engines at its centre;

Gave voice to his hoarse power.

.

James Bruce Watt helped found Brewdog,

And after countless rounds,

Earned more than me or you, dog:

He’s worth two million pounds.

.

So here’s to James and James

And BOO to crook James G.

And What the Fugue? Hell’s flames

Are Oil-based, sez me.

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Note: The glossary I used described a Fugue as having at least two and usually no more than four voices, but not necessarily singing voices. And WTF might stand for any number of things. And the American James G. Watt,  Secretary of the Interior during the Readan administration, helped trash the environment with profligate use of federal lands for oil drilling, was fired, became a lobbyist, was indicted for felony perjury, pleaded down to misdemeanor document-withholding, and lived out his last days in Wickenburg, Arizona. And the Scot James Watt helped jump-start the Industrial Revolution with steam engines, and invented the term horsepower; and the Brit James Bruce Watt co-founded BrewDog, a wildly popular string of pubs in Aberdeen and elsewhere, and Wikipedia says his net worth is around £250 million.

brad pitt, andre the giant, walter cronkite,/walter brennan, walter matthau, walter mondale,/gomez addams and cousin itt,/and famed nasa mathematician katherine johnson/all awaken in an enormous chamber.

“a new war is being waged,” says the voice of hal 9000. “a reality war.

“you have been gathered, the living, dead, and fictional,/to keep your reality from being erased.

“your enemy is a phalanx of four hundred zombies./in an hour you will be moved to a battlefield designated the plain of maguffin.

“it is there that you will engage in single combat with the zombies./battle will continue until all of one side or the other/is wiped out.

“the zombies have one weakness./contact with hair or fur or feathers/over at least a third of a zombie’s flesh/causes that zombie to be vaporized/into pure oxygen./but that is their only weakness./they cannot be burned, nor shot, nor blunt-force-traumatized.

“your ideal foot soldier, therefore, is cousin itt./but one of itt is not nearly enough,/and as of now/you don’t have any.”

with those last words cousin itt disappeared.

hal continued, “there is a way to get an army of itts/sufficient to defeat the enemy./you must find a slight variant/of one of the passages in the king james new testament/and with your present personnel/take a simple action that will generate such an army.

“you have fifty-six minutes. good luck.”

brad and all four walters and gomez and andre looked at each other, stunned. but katherine johnson’s brow was furrowed. she was calculating and collating furiously.

suddenly her brow unknit and she smiled.

“Messieurs Brennan, Mondale, Cronkite and Matthau, please gather together.” Startled, they did so.

“mr. andre the giant, please gently pick up mr. brad pitt.” and instantly pitt was in the giant’s arms, dwarfed by andre’s bulk.

“gently as you can, sir, throw mr. pitt at messieurs matthau and cronkite and brennan and mondale. gentlemen, don’t try to catch him, but do try to ease his landing.”

andre tossed pitt at the four, and they managed to break pitt’s fall without injury to any.

gomez suddenly grinned, his pop-eyes gleaming. his zany fictional brain had deduced what would happen.

suddenly the chamber, huge as it was, was crammed with cousin itts.

“what just happened?!” walter cronkite asked katherine johnson.

“mr. cronkite, possibly the worst pun of all time just happened.

“‘cast your brad upon the walters, and itt shall be returned a thousandfold.'”

All Reality groaned.

The End

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Happy April Fool’s Day, Friends!!