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a stone long ago

is commemoratively

holding down the earth.

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Let us salute the Uncommonweal

And Kindness and not a transactional deal.

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the projectionist’s reel goes round and round

oblivious to its obsolescence

celebratory of its historical captures

of twenty-four photos per second

and synchronous sprocketed sound.

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seal a kiss

seal and sea lion

seal imprinted on wax

see L for Library

for more information.

Sumatran coffee, half&half, and blue agave syrup presented in a mocha-glazed mini-mug artisanally crafted by the author

kaf

kaf

is a letter on the arabic alphabet

and in the hebrew alphabet as well

and represents the k sound

and can mean spoon

palm

crown

or potential

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kaf is also the first syllable

in kaffeeklatsch

which brings us to the photo above

which is of a coffee mug i made

on the 26th of march of this year

and glazed near the end of april

with three other mugs of similar shape

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the glaze happens to correspond

to the darker part

of the color spectrum of coffee

and makes a tasty contrast with coffee

that has been laced with half&half

and blue agave syrup.

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i made many mugs this spring

of various sizes

and made the serendipitous discovery

that the smaller-volumed mugs

are more suitable

for the first cup of coffee of the morning

giving a lift the same as with a bigger mug

yet with less struggle-to-finish

in order to get out the door in time

and that makes the flavor more savorable.

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kaf is also delightful in reverse.

if you don’t believe me,

do a fak check!

🙂

My tea is herbal prickly pears

Mixed up with lemonade

My bagel avocadoed wears

Balsamic grinned pomade

My wheel is Shimpo and it bears

A cylinder I’ve made

The venue’s PIP

The potter cares

To catch the clay world

Unawares

One fine day with much

Loves and Shares

And comments with no shade

A Southwest egg well laid

Joseph R. Blough

Swaggers into a bar

You could tell by his look and his sway

He’d better not go

Near the wheel of his car

Or he’d land in the pokey today

Bartender Zeke

Rolls his olive-hued eyes

And presents irritation and frown

“Don’t be so bleak,

Mister Doom in Disguise,

I’m one wounded Joe-Oe. Blough. Me down.

“So….

Untangle that Noodle, Young Man,

The one in your vagabond brain

You’ll be much less tense

And the traffic less dense

So unstrangle that Noodle to Sane.”

We had done all we could with the kissing

And had driven each other insane

That old steamkettle lust wasn’t hissing no more

It was high-pitch a-whistling and raising some Cain

So she took me in hand

And we went and we shed

And she said

This is my flesh it is sacred

So touch me with care and respect

And she drew us together both naked

And she fondled my face and my neck

And we melted onto a soft surface

And we melted and joined up and riffed

And we gave in to frenzy and dervish

And together we bathed in the gift

From “Skin Gift,” a track on Engaged to Be Merely’d, an album by Nick NB

Nick NB’s debut album, Engaged to Be Merely’d, had nine tracks:

Side One

Skin Gift (Enby) 3:44/Stumbling Rider on a Sure-Footed Horse (Enby) 6:07/Untangle That Noodle, Young Man (Enby/Fitzhugh) 2:51/Gravitas Ave. (Enby) 13:12

Side Two

A Satellite Dish of a Girl (Rubin/De los Santos) 1:51/Ankle Deep (Enby) 5:00/Hesitant Lover (Delkins/Enby) 3:47/Powder Blue Episode (Enby) 18:18/Had (Enby) 1:17

The album didn’t chart, but Nick’s friend Sheila  Garland sent a laudatory review to the op-ed of her hometown newspaper. The editor titled it “Nota Bene, Mr. Enby” and cut it to size a little. Excerpt: “Who wouldn’t love to be that Satellite Dish of a Girl, on a horseback ride with her stumbly Hesitant Lover boyfriend, headed for that Powder Blue Episode?”

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Five albums later, Nick Enby was famous, touring, and breaking hearts. Dirt in the Sugar peaked at #7 and stayed in the Hot 200 for eleven weeks.

Side One

Toll Boot (Enby) 3:35/Grab My Clothes for Me, Willya, Babe? (Enby) 3:56/That Flea Has Dogs (Enby) 1:19/Certificate of Shame (Enby) 7:29/Half Falcon, Half Baked (Enby) 12:22/Dribble Me This (Enby) 8:40

Side Two

Journey to Aintville (Enby) 22:52/Dirt in the Sugar (Enby/Ribble) 5:00

Excerpt from “That Flea Has Dogs”;

Hop to it, says the Devil/Step lively, says the Queen/You’re a bubble off the level/With your walker turning green…

Excerpt from “Journey to Aintville,” seen by some critics as a cautionary tale Enby was telling himself:

When you awaken and you don’t know what you’ve done/But the crawling guilt says you must have had some truly nasty fun/In your nakedness you stumble/And through dresser drawers you fumble/And your heart stops at the cold touch of a gun…

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Ten years later, Nick Enby had fallen from grace twice, bounced back four and a half times, almost gotten married, and had almost fathered a child. He still had some creative fuel in the tank, though, and in a series of sessions in recording studios in three countries he mined the ore that became V(aled)ictory.

Side One

Genny Wouldn’t Know (Enby) 4:16/I’d Give My Left “Eye” to Go Back (Davidson/Enby) 5:09/Sure-Footed Rider on a Stumbling Horse (Enby/Ribble) 6:15/It Only Aches When It Beats (Enby et al) 15:02

Side Two

Wicky Stick-It (Enby) 3:58/Genny Told Me So (Enby) 4:16/Footcuffs & Earmuffs (Edge/Vortex) 2:01/Genny Fades Anew (Enby) 4:16/Time to Go Unhome (Enby) 6:42/Genny, It’s Always Been You (Enby) 11:11

Nine of Nick’s friends contributed to “It Only Aches When It Beats.” His friend Beth Svensdottir wrote this one:

Your ardor lasted twenty days/And brought me to a love-stunned haze/And then I’m high and dry and jilted/I guess your ardor must have wilted.

To the end of his life, Nick Enby refused to discuss the mysterious Genny.

to the spirit of stephen crane

in the dream a younger, troubled-days

robert downey jr

was auditioning for director

paul verhoeven

and the scene was going well

but then downey jr stopped,

overwhelmed,

and wept blood onto his bare chest.

verhoeven gently strolled over

and sat beside him,

and with a razor-sharp index fingernail

incised a design of a thorned heart

over downey jr’s real heart

with downey jr’s blood.

the tear-blood mixed

with the incision-blood.

verhoeven delicately put his hand

on downey jr’s shoulder

and downey jr looked up at verhoeven

with his wet, red-streaked face.

they were both weeping.

verhoeven so softly said,

“get your immaculate heart restored,

and we’ll talk.”

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Afterword: This afternoon I came home from work exhausted, probably more due to sleep-deprivation the night before than from the rigors of work. I woke feeling refreshed and, still in bed, started to browse the Internet with my phone–but soon found the phone falling out of my hands as I nodded off. “Well, let’s take another nap.” In my second nap I had a dream substantially like the poem I have just written. I wrote a draft and was struck by the dream’s kinship to “In the Desert” by Stephen Crane. I then slightly rewrote the poem to make the cadence and language more Cranelike, more starkly descriptive; and I dedicated the poem to the spirit of Stephen Crane, one of my literary heroes.

Supporters of the Despot

Lend me your ears

And your consciences.

You let him lie.

You shrugged, said “All politicians lie.”

Out of the other side of your prevaricating mouths you said, “What I love about him is he’s not a politician.”

You never call him on it, not even after 30,000 lies, some of them told to get elected.

Can you say what exactly he did on Day One to stop inflation in its tracks? I can.

He did NOTHING to stop it in its tracks.

Sitting on his ass and watching TV doesn’t count, any more than it did on January 6, 2021.

He would have stopped lying if you shunned him for lying.

But you let him continue to lie.

YOU let him lie.

You LET him lie.

You let HIM lie.

You let him LIE.

So go to hell,

Take him with you,

And leave us to clean up your mess.

sorry if this disgusts

but many of us oldsters suffer

from undesired nasal cobwebs

and must either take tiny sharp scissors and carefully snip

(without a surgeon’s skill there will be pokery sufficient to induce tears)

or tweeze with tweezers

(yanking a subsector at a time. by the time you get that elusive last hair the tears are streaming)

or wax

(unsightly, unpleasant nose-pluggage with brown gunk on a popsicle stick)

or hands-only pinch and pull

(ineffective, painful or both)

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so you look for that magical buzzwand device that is like a gentle weed-whacker and find one for only seven bucks and it works great for about a week and then doesn’t work worth a damn no matter how diligently you dig around up there and you think changing the battery might help but no

so you say the hell with it let nature take its course and before you know it you look like bruce dern in that movie where he was a cranky old man with seeming miniaturized tumbleweeds up his nose

and you keep your head down but then someone says chin up and you think ok dude you asked for it and your victim gasps and averts their eyes and then everyone else at work averts their eyes

and suddenly you are the quasimodo of the workplace

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today I bought batteries for my new $24.99 grooming kit

here’s hoping that in 2025 the nosehair-removal state of the art has advanced

or they find a cure for senescent follicular misadventure

ps

“up your nose with a rubber hose” doesn’t work either