He Gets More Done in a Week

The everywhere comments

From people who are STILL

Cheerleaders on his team

Say all kinds of variations

On “He gets so much stuff done.”

They say it

Because a propagandist, maybe AI,

Figured out it was both easy to repeat

And undeniable,

And put it out there,

And his lackeys picked it up

And ran with it,

And now his parrots repeat it endlessly.

He gets a lot done, all right.

He used a drug-addled billionaire

To fire thousands of people

Who were doing good work, then did a Whoops

When it turned out

That some of those folks

Were vital to National Security.

He sent planeloads of brown people

To an El Salvador prison

In blatant violation of the Constitution

He swore to protect and defend,

Then brought in some white folks

From South Africa

To balance it all out.

He sold pardons to deep-pocket contributors.

He manipulated the stock market,

Letting some of his pals in on it beforehand.

He sold cryptocurrency in a scam he had set up

Just before he was inaugurated.

And he played a ton of golf, and denounced a lot of judges, and called half his fellow citizens “SCUM.”

Busy as a beaver, this guy,

Digging our Liberty and Justice for All

Graves.