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as a matter of fax the fax machine is obsolete

as are landlines modems and landfills

the fax that factses are still used on the strete

is as ridiculous as handbills

but we need mo dems

and less (fewer) reprehensible repugs

and less (fewer) usses and more thems

less bullets from guns more flowerings on stems

more-er numerous features

fewer featureless bugs

more stoneless gems

no punches nor slugs

and we need kindness

less absent-of-minded willful blindness

axes that are grindless

and a banishment of notions of ugly mugs

and promotional love-potional eye-of-beholder

o p h t h a l m o l o g y

to put the Psyche in Psychology

to stamp Peace On Earth on the last page

of the obsolete non-digital

f o l d e r

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p s less rage

The cashier hears the man from the Mideast say “Boorgher.”

In the cashier’s mind a speculative history of the Mideast man builds. The man has heard of American hamburgers since early youth. At last, in this American airport, he has an opportunity to try one.

“Sir, we have three types of burgers. A regular cheeseburger is the most popular.”

“Okay.”

“Is that what you want, sir?”

“Yes.”

“What kind of cheese would you like on your burger? We have American, Swiss, Cheddar and Provolone.”

“Okay.”

Since the line behind him is long, the cashier decides for the man and puts him down for American. He also does not suggest-sell avocado, nor a side of fries, macaroni salad or cole slaw.

“Would you like something to drink to go with your burger, sir?”

“Heh?”

The cashier points at the soda fountain, makes a taking-a-drink gesture, and says, “Want drink?”

The mideastern man nods.

The cashier rings him up. “Your number is Two One Two, sir. We’ll call you when your order is ready.”

Later the cashier sees the man striding with purpose to the eating area, bagged meal in hand. He sits and unwraps his cheeseburger and looks under the bun. He takes a bite, chews thoroughly, swallows. “Aaa,” he says, then rises and walks away with his fountain drink, leaving behind the burger with its one clean bite-me taken out of it.

to the memory of richard armour

a sip may not slaketh the thirst of a throat

but wetteth a dry curiosity

and maketh experience larger than mote

and braketh a wee adiposity.

..

and shouldst ye partaketh in spirited drink

whilst feeling inherently frisky,

forsaketh the gulp for a sip as you blink

for methinks it becometh less risky.

long-distilled love

again, to Donna

we’re fifteen hundred miles apart/but i can feel your beating heart/and i can hear your honeyed voice/and thrill as both of us rejoice

the years with change and machination/have yielded nectar’s distillation/more tasty than the finest wine/two souls in intertwining vine

we’ll turn our back on stressful censure/continue on this sweet adventure/and loving kiss may well presage/a romance free of care and age

because we want to look better

we have made jewelry for thousands of years

applied makeup for centuries

we have worn extensions and falsies and shoulder pads and fingernail polish and shoe lifts and merkins and furs and antiperspirant and curlers and tuxes

who remembers liberace? friends called him lee, which name has been borne by everyone from lee marvin to princess lee radziwell

norma jean baker became marilyn monroe and marion morrison john wayne

wayne newton had so much work done it looked like his face was being erased

isaac newton didn’t get einsteined for hundreds of years

isaac stern and yitzhak perlman and isaac asimov all really have the same first name

and now we get avatar makeovers and ai ass-kissers telling us how fiercely honest we are

and our enhancements are less of our own will and more of an imposition

so please, friends, FIGHT for your trueness

for your gloriously unenhanced selves

where your true beauty resides

with some ugly strokes of the pen

a guy who helped hamas launder millions skates

dozens of violent protesters skate

defrauders not only skate, but get to keep the money defrauded from the victims

all this from a joker who has intoned

“LAW…AND…ORDER…” over and over and over

..

pardon my skepticism

pardon my disgust

for i do not pardon the stink of corruption

twenty-odd degrees is the axial tilt

relative to the ecliptic

so solstices are more sunny at a pole

lights out at the other

so the heat of a midsummer sea

is most energetic at that encircling bulge

closest to the fusion reactor heating sea-nrew

so storms and hurricanes

so tides and land-crawling newbies

so us

thus us

so thank the tilt we’re here

there was a throbbing in his lower neck

there was a throbbing in her yearning heart

and so they got together/and ran in rainy weather/and shackled passion in a horse-drawn cart

..

her parents were aghast agape appalled

his parents had long fled this mortal coil

and so they fled the scene/and lived aloft serene/and made ends meet with kisses books and toil

..

we leave them near his deathbed decades hence

their daughter and their grandkids leave as asked

he says what gracious robbery/you gave with ardent throbbery/i throb with you my truest love u n m a s k d

wrobleski of the dodgers delivered a pitch high

and quite near the bat-gripping hand

of blue jay gimenez. the pitch was not too far

from gimenez’s head, come to that. gimenez

reflexively dodge-danced, perhaps reacting

out of fear of being beaned.

(beaning is hitting the batter in the head with a pitch. last century bean was one of many slang words for head.)

then came trouble. wrobleski threw a pitch

near-identical to the previous one and this one

smacked gimenez on the hand, hard. soon the field

had outraged blue jays swarming onto it. wrobleski

acted the injured innocent whilst gimenez

was escorted down the first base line

by a peacekeeping umpire. the beef soon cooled.

(a beef is a dispute. the blue jays felt the opposing pitcher had twice attempted to dust off their teammate. dusting off is a deliberate attempt by a pitcher to intimidate a batter with a pitch dangerously near the batter’s body or head. cooling the beef is settling things down without a fight.)

ah, but then in a nicely karmic turn of events,

blue jay springer drilled a wrobleski pitch

right up the middle, hard, right into wrobleski’s legs.

a stadium filled with blue jay fans cheered wildly.

a leg-bean for a hand-bean

is not exactly an eye for an eye, but

roughish justice had been served.