O Come All Ye Radical Left Scum

Our day is made,

My fellow Scum.

The table’s laid,

So beat the drum,

For we’ve been dissed

By Donald Trump,

Who’s deeply pissed.

His hair’s a-clump,

His face is mottled,

His fists are clenched,

His hate’s unbottled,

His pants are drenched.

He does not like

The flack he’s got,

The bursting dike:

He. Has. Been. CAUGHT.