The Weight He Throws Around

Long ago he took out a full-page ad in the NYT calling for the death penalty for five youths accused of savaging a young woman in Central Park. Though they did not commit the crime, and were exonerated, he is unrepentant and unapologetic to this day. He has also for about ten years been calling the publication that took his money and printed his ad “the failing New York Times.”

By his decree a historically significant part of the White House was torn down.

He endorsed Arizona’s Kari Lake, who proudly acknowledged that she was “Trump in a dress,” for the 2022 gubernatorial election. She ran on a campaign of Trump-supporting lies, narrowly lost, claimed fraud and went to court, lost, appealed, lost, was sued for defamation, and lost. She is employed by his administration to help dismantle the “leftist” Voice of America, which had served as a bulwark against totalitarian repression for the better part of a century.

He had an Iranian military leader assassinated by drone.

He stole boxes and boxes of government top-secret and otherwise classified documents, secreting them in his Florida fiefdom.

With no shred of legitimate claim, he is openly seeking to acquire the entire territory that is Greenland, the majority of whose population is indigenous Inuit.

He has also thrown his weight onto underaged females.

But he says I am the problem, calling me and people like me “Radical leftist scum.”

I am for throwing HIS ungainly weight around, either out of the country he has incessantly defiled, or into a maximum-security federal prison.

But please, let’s keep him alive. Cults thrive on martyrs, Heaven knows.

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