Would You Buy a Used Car From This AI?

The place I bought my car wants to buy it back

A scheduling lady called and urged me

To bring my Soul in for appraisal

“I don’t want to sell my Soul,” I told her

But soon got a text from the dealership

“When can you bring your vehicle in?”

Wow, how aggressive!

I bantered

Asked for some info that would give me a clue

As to how much I could possibly get

“I understand your hesitation,” the next text said

And I asked to whom I was texting

“You’re texting with the AI assistant of Bill Luke Chrysler…” was the unashamed answer

Not a human being

But aggressive-car-salesman SOFTWARE

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A glimpse of the future

Chills me now