Stop Scrolling and Give Me Some Money

Granted so many in power are vicious bloodsuckers

The party not in power has their bloodsuckers too

Stop scrolling! they are all saying.

Please chip in! they add

We are being outspent! they argue

Please please PLEASE!! they beg

Well, I may have a chip on my shoulder

But I am chipped out

And decidedly unchipper.

So I’m reeling you in, campaigners:

Stop asking for money!

Stop with the urgent deadlines!

Please use your ingenuity so

It WILL NOT MATTER how much you have been

O U T S P E N T !

How can you fail to defeat a pedophilic,

Misogynist,

Reporter-bashing,

Felonious

W A R . C R I M I N A L ‽‽‽???