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chicken chakra choker check

c h k is rife as heck

and among the heys and watch-mes

you might even find some tchotchkes.

chalk it up to odd occurrence

twixt agreement and demurrance

even when you kick the bucket

“chk!” may throatnoise when you chuck it.

that is all quite well and morbid

thirty wanted twenty-four bid

let us close with holstered trowels

“sm lst wrds my hv n vwls.”

Afterword: smh! 🙂 But the real goal was to use “tchotchkes” (first time ever in one of my poems) such that it contained an “Easter egg.”

Once upon a time a clumsy man dropped one of the many books he, foolish with optimism, was carrying, and when he bent his legs to try to retrieve it, two books, and then the rest of them, cascaded to the cobblestones. “Gosh darn,” said he, and, kneeling, began to restack them.

“Here,” said a voice. He looked up and saw a woman about his age, with one of the books that had slid afield. Her eyes were round and brown. Her hair was diaphanous.

When he took the book out of her hand she turned to retrieve the ones that were still left on the stones, but instead of handing them to him, she cradled them in her arms, schoolgirl style. “Where to?” she said, lightly, honey in her voice.

He did a head gesture, indicating direction, and said, “I’m parked a few rows up. Thanks so much for helping me.”

At his car, he carefully put his books on the hood, fished his car keys from his pocket, and opened the passenger-side door. She handed him the books she had, patting the one on top and saying, “I think you will love this one.” When she smiled at him he was awestruck. Without a word they had told each other that though she could use a ride, and he would love to give her one, it was not the right time.

But when he closed the door on the passenger side with the books in a neat pile on the seat, she handed him a business card that had the name of the bookstore where he’d bought the books, her name, the word M A N A G E R, and a phone number and e-mail address.

“Thanks for buying some of my books,” she said, a hint of laughter in her voice. “See you soon.” And she walked briskly away.

In the commissary where I work, one priority is Speed. The restaurants want their prepared food, and they want it pronto. They will take Pretty Fast over Pretty every time.

This page is like that. I just had to get it done, and polishing it up would have cost me hours. Other pages will demand finesse; this one does not.

If Need Be

In a tough entangling web

It’s a time when your hopes ebb

Fear and hopelessness presage

Finding rescue–Draw that page

..

This Time

Take a number mon petit

Halve it with your bread and ghi

Infinitely numbers teem

Setting pace and mood and theme

..

Lean On Me

Let’s help each other grow and bloom

Engaging in opposing doom

And new horizons come to be

No nastiness that we can see

..

In the word balloons:

He: We NEED this…

She: …and it is Nice.

She: Tea & Ghi time!

He: …the Tripod…

She: …is mightier than the Stick.

He: Now let’s go…

She: .walking uphill…

They: …into the glorious sunset.

Sun: Crazy kids!

on a mission to live life to the fullest

this morning anyway

i walked 2,379 steps from my doorstep

to the ole brass rail, a sports bar and grill

and asked bar lady kristi[e] for an irish coffee

and a menu

..

the steak & eggs was tempting

but the breakfast burrito was six dollars less

and promised “spicy beef” so

breakfast burrito it was

and nice trimmings to boot

and i was fulled and filled with its generous portion

..

lots of screens with sports stuff

diverse & friendly staff and clientele

(times have changed here, i am glad to report)

fair pricing

so yeah

this day off is well launched

and i will go full from here

to fuller after a ceramics studio session

to fullest when i use my phone

and hear sweet Donna’s voice

Here is a syrupy, sappy, cartoony glimpse at romantic love. Cupid fires a barrage of love-arrows at a couple who is already kissing. Cupid gets undeserved bragging rights because the love was already there. What a devious creep Cupid can be!

true LOVE real

there’s a sleevéd heart to wear

romance comes for two to share

ultra-laved in buttered shea

eh, laissez entrer le Soleil

I don’t know what Shea Butter is, but it must be good stuff, judging from all the advertising, so I laved. Mostly I needed to rhyme a word ending with A and a word ending in L.

The last line roughly translates from the French as “What the Hell, let the sunshine in.” Cheers!

Last week, hastily I turned a lump of clay into a semblance of a bird,  then wrapped it to slow its drying. When I took it out this morning I decided to finish sculpting it with no help from any tools. As ways the goal is to become a better sculptor.

The clay is firm but still has some flex to it. I was able to change the overall shape with careful squeezing compression with two hands. It was possible to remove a small amount of clay from the (unreal) tail section, making eyeballs for the lady’s head, but I then faced the challenge of affixing them, and I didn’t want to use saliva, finding the prospect literally distasteful. Luckily I had a small amount of perspiration around my temples, and I harvested as much of it as I could, and now I need a shower. 🙂

Fingernails came in handy for making curves curvier and sun shapes less ambiguous. I’m not too obsessed with perfection–Nature herself is loaded with imperfections–but it improves a work of art to reduce, if not eliminate, internal inconsistency.

Here’s bird-eyedly looking at you, Friends!