some say the world’ll end with a bang

some say it ends in a whimper

some say in fire and sturm und drang

some say with a traitor’s kiss and simper

i fear miss universe will wither away

no matter how we prop and primp her

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creation came with a big explosion

heat and accretion and spin

now we are witness to a slow erosion

randomness creeping on in

miss universe has started to tilt and sway

intoxicated by a black hole’s mickey finn

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who cares? you say–we’ll be long gone by then

i care! miss universe weeps in shame

my candle burns and so do mice and men

no matter who or what may bear the blame

and it will be as if we’ve never been

no dice, no pieces, no game board, no game

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but at the heart of science is Doubt

and no one knows for absolutely sure

and if existential gloom lurks about

why then have a shot of Doubt for a cure

and after two or three you’ll twizz n flout

n miss universal look downright demure

if only the girl in the song were real/and the boy were me

she would be a california girl with a mild southern accent/and i would have surfed from an early age/and met her on a bright summer afternoon on the beach

and i would have a vw bug and legs almost too long for it/and she would say I was lanky

and we ate a lot of ice cream but stayed skinny by burning calories surfing and running miles and miles on the sand and making out after taking showers

and we got picked to be the first shipload of settlers on the first moon colony where there would be no surfing but plenty of flying with strapped-on wings and tail assemblies

and–whoops, the song is over

wow, what a song/really took me places

here I am a seventy-year-old man with stubby legs again

yearning for what can never be

but maybe there’s a woman out there, a woman my age, for whom leg-stubbiness is not a significant factor in the selection of a companion

who wants to be a landlocked surfer girl

with some occasional barefoot-on-the-sand interludes

time and patience will tell

and hearing that song

Moe missed his or her or their friend.

They had excursed in shared dream bubbles

And danced a labyrinth formed of a snake of near-infinite length

And had their passports stamped in principalities where it was impossible not to belong.

One horrid day though

Moe’s friend asked to express their friendship with a name change

And became Eom,

Thinking they would reflect,

Would harmonize;

But a cruel hit-and-run spirit told the two

That due to Eom standing for End of Month

Their friendship would end at midnight

Three days hence.

Over those days Eom transformed

Into an Aleppo Pine tree,

All but their mouth

Which lamented, “O! I am losing you. I am losing our memories. Where have

Adventures Six and Seventeen Gone??”

And that last day

Eom’s voice became ropy

With emotive sapdrops

And right before the bells of Midnight tolled

She wrestled out “Farewell, beloved…”

And her mouth barked and hardened.

Moe was inconsolable.

Her friend had pined away.

From the website’s prompt: “Today, try writing a poem that imposes a particular song on a place. Describe the interaction between the place and the music using references to a plant and, if possible, incorporate a quotation – bonus points for using a piece of everyday, overheard language.”

East on Thomas, North on Western Civilization Going South

Walking on the sidewalk on the north side of Thomas Road/Heading east toward the Sonic/Where I’ll order the #13 medium, tots,/Diet Coke plus a corn dog with three mustard packets,/”Flight of the Bumblebee” starts playing in my head

There are no bumblebees here/But there are bicyclists far outnumbering the pedestrians/Who out-of-nowhere insistently materialize from the gloom between streetlights/And somehow connote the threat of a swarm of bees

And somehow spark the memory of a thirsty four-mile hike/Up to the base of Piestewa Peak/Where I knew a blessedly coldwater drinking fountain awaited/To cure my early-June dehydration/But when I arrived at that oasis/I found it to be jealously guarded by honeybees/Who inexplicably preferred the cold metallic sterile drip-puddle/To the lively nectar of lantana and cactus blossoms

And the rumor of aggressive Africanized bees from way back danced in my vivid imagination/And fueled my cowardice/And, thwarted, I turned my back on the mountain I had intended to climb/And rubber-leggedly made my way to the nearest convenience store/There to buy a large bottle of the appropriately-named Lifewater

Yes, these cyclists vibed a similar menace/And I flinched and dodged ineffectually as they zoomed past

Then as I passed a bus stop/Where idlers with blankets and a shopping cart with oddments were chatting/I heard a hate-filled young woman’s voice say/…and it turns out my FUCKING husband had been texting her all along…

And it was as if stage-scrims of scenes from Armageddon/Lit up above the gloomy sidewalk/And they featured the mysterious death of bees/The uncaring wheeled hordes/The disenfranchisement of multitudes so recently compelled to sleep at bus stops/My own complicity in buying products packaged in environment-damaging plastic

And I wondered as I walked/How long the fragile embroidery/Of this our civilization/Would hold

And “The Flight of the Bumblebee” played on in an endless loop as I walked…

an “administrative error” booted a man out

but this mistake is not going to be set right

not if he has his way

.

last time round he was like

“hey, obama got to kill a guy”

“i wanna kill a guy”

and so one of iran’s military heroes

was droned out of existence

.

he partners with a murderer of a journalist

and now phil mickelson

has golfed for murderers

and taken their blood money

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tariffs and drone strikes and bribes

o my

stock market insider trades o my

warrantless immigrant raids o my

having his way with us all o my

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boys and their toys

make mayhem and noise

some never grow up

some never feel guilty

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did you vote for him?

you are either sorry or not sorry

if you are sorry renounce him

reduce his crowd size

he is powerless without his mob

cease to be his mob

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if you are not sorry

then you are beyond redemption

and i invite you to go to hell

where you will fit right in

(From the website’s prompt for day 14: “Today, try writing a poem that describes a place, particularly in terms of the animals, plants or other natural phenomena there. Sink into the sound of your location, and use a conversational tone. Incorporate slant rhymes (near or off-rhymes, like ‘angle’ and ‘flamenco’) into your poem. And for an extra challenge – don’t reference birds or birdsong!”)

buzzed

rumor has it that horny cicadas/have a cacophonous periodicity/doing the buzzbuzzbuzzmate deed as/cyclewax fills, and in this vicinity

all around me the hereiamfuckme bugs/meet their seventeen-year obligation/shedding skins as their synthesized noisymoogs/vibrate like crazy in arthropod nowpassion

not too romantic to my human taste you see/but different strokes, different folkcritters, yes?/their peculiar frequency mastery/gets exempted from cutesy-poo spattermess.

Through Year Two Oh Two Five we are now trudging.

A shaky future threatens, and our nation

Towards a fascist state seems to be nudging.

Good Sense and Decency are on vacation,

With Propaganda rife, while fact-check fudging

Enables misbegotten peroration

Incitement to a reputation-smudging

Sedition with a strident ululation

That tarnishes our once-proud home’s escutcheon

And sparks a mob unto its satiation.

Goodbye to Smooth Transition. The curmudgeon

Lame Duck-In-Chief now past all expiation

Somehow yet rules. Most lands find this disgusting.

And Loyalists with their ingratiation

Betray us every day. Yes, this is judging.

Let all who read now note my admiration

For Tricky Dick’s persuaders, though it’s grudging.

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Historical note: Senators Barry Goldwater and Hugh Scott, and House Minority Leader John Rhodes, met then-president Richard Nixon in the Oval Office on August 7, 1974 and persuaded him to resign.

Thor had red hair long ago/And a beard/And a boy companion named Thialfi/And he drank so much ocean the tide ebbed/Not noticing his beer was actually seawater

Millennia later Stan Lee came along/Having co-created superheroes and having space to fill in the monster-genre comic Journey Into Mystery/He told his brother Larry to bring thunder god Thor into the fold/And Larry and Jack “King” Kirby concocted a myth of a myth/Turning timid but worthy Dr. Don Blake into the hammer-wielding blonde prettyboy Thor/And with the hammer BlakeSlashThor discouraged some rockpile-looking invaders from Saturn from conquering the Earth

Silly though this may seem/A not-even-mint copy of Journey Into Mystery #83 is now on sale on eBay/With an asking price of $39,500.00 US

(But hey–free shipping)

And Thor became the stuff of new legends

And is now featured in several movies

But the Marvel Cinematic Universe retrofit the Thor legend to mostly ditch Dr. Don Blake and turn Jane Foster from Blake’s decorative, pining nurse to a kickass scientist specializing in weird energies

So there’s now a myth of a myth of a myth

Please look into it if you haven’t

You don’t want to myth out

we loved each other, me and baby jane.

a nurse is picking poppies from a tray.

these are the roots of rhythm which remain.

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from self-constructive actions we abstain

when far more urgent pleasures bid us play.

we loved each other, me and baby jane.

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the nurse as effervescent as champagne

draws from the poppies freedom from dismay.

these are the roots of rhythm that remain.

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a unicorn, that well-named lpn,

a name that sounds so much like quelle idée.

we loved each other, me and baby jane.

these are the roots of rhythm that remain.

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Song samplings are from “Me and Baby Jane” by Leon Russell and “Under African Skies” by Paul Simon.