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On Da Warp Path

Once upon a time we got our stuff @ A & P
Now we get nostalgic at the sound of Sha-Na-Naa
Dreaming of the Dark Age with its LSMFT
As the next Apocalypse draws nigh–YAY!! Sis Boom Bah

Notes

“A & P” refers to a chain of grocery stores, the #1 chain in the United States for most of the 20th Century. (“A & P” stands for “Atlantic & Pacific.”) In 2015, following Chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings, the A & P stores were liquidated.

“Sha-Na-Naa” refers to a band with a similar name, Sha Na Na, formed in 1969 and still active. {romulgators of the musical genre Doo-Wop, their perhaps most famous hit song is “Good Night, Sweetheart (Well, It’s Time To Go).”

“LSMFT” stands for “Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.” The Lucky Strike brand, now owned by the British Tobacco Corporation, is no longer readily available in the United States.

“Sis Boom Bah” is part of a cheerleading chant originating in 1867. The Sis and Boom are intended to be imitative of an ignited firework going up into the air and then exploding.

2022 0209 bowl nest

Last I heard there were five different kinds of Life–Plants, Animals, “Protists,” and two kinds of algae. Maybe. Probably not. My brain is in cognitive decline, and I don’t have time to look it up, and the point anyway is that within the strictly-biological definition of “life” some enormous variation is possible.

But there’s non-biological life too. Human beings have developed a self-replicating form of mechanism. Maybe. Probably not, but something like that. My dim memory says it’s chimerical, and much like the “biots” Arthur C. Clarke presciently described in his rollicking, imaginative novel Rendezvous with Rama.

We also speak of artwork as if it were to some degree alive. We use words like “vitality” and “animated” to codify our viewing expderience. If the work of art is representative of wildlife, we may judge is in comparison with what it is meant to represent.

So we come to this, one of my recent creations. It began when I finished my oatmeal and took a second spoon and put it in the empty bowl with the first. I liked the way the spoons and bowl looked, so I took a pic and made a drawing based on the pic. It seemed to want a bone, so I drew a bone, and shadows. I decided to construct a double acrostic, “bowl/nest.” When I came to the second line the word “owlish” suited the meter, and it was an easy link to the endword “scene.” (Acrosticist’s Tip: ALWAYS start with the endwords, if you want your poem to rhyme AND scan AND make sense!!)

And then I looked at my drawing again, and I saw that I could make bowl, spoons and bone a literal manifestation of an “owlish outlook.” BOOM, I was in Surrealsville, where dwell Auguste Redon and Sal Dali and Tanguy and other guys and gals. And I’ve had years of sculpting birds of chimerical DNA. So, to use a wretched pun involving a letter of the Greek alphabet, a Chi-Miracle occurred, and suddenly the bowl/nest was nested in the eye socket of an improbable owl. I made the other eye a teakettle to preserve kitchenality.

Weird? YES, WEIRD.  I’ve laid the foundation for Weirdness in my first paragraph: LIFE IS WEIRD. And Art sometimes demands creation beyond the initial notion of the artist.  Here we see what happens when we let Art call the shots.

bowl/nest

bone & spoons & mindset clean
owlish outlook makes the scene
when the Elements amass
link your arms & hold on fast

2022 0205 lonership ownership

A few days ago, on Facebook, I posted a photo of some chicken bones I had arranged in a pattern similar to the ones drawn above. I spoke about an art class I’d had long ago whose teacher, Darlene Goto, had me doing bone drawings. People inferred that my photo was not a photo but a drawing I’d made, and they were impressed by the photorealism. Despite my assertion that it was a photo, the notion that it was a drawing persisted. So here I’ve done a drawing, and when people see it on Facebook, they will know how different my drawings of bones look from my photos of bones.

As for the words, they serve to meet a challenge I set myself, using the acrostics “Lonership/Ownership” and “Boned/Owned.” Both acrostics are two sets of two words per line. With the first, the words on the left are nouns, describing something variable. (The bottom word “P” may be found in the dictionary as “the sixteenth letter of the alphabet,” but in mathematics P means Pressure.) The words on the right are specific cities.

The “Boned/Owned” acrostic has colloquial or slang words on the left, and what those words might be interpreted to mean on the right.

Does that seem silly? It does to me, now; but when I was constructing these arrays, I looked at them as exercises that may make me a better acrostic poet. It’s also like a Ouija board in that maybe, just maybe, certain words come out a certain way for a reason, if only to better understand our own motivations.

The acrostics themselves are more straightforward. If you are in a state of Lonership, you completely own your behavior and your circumstances. If you are unhappy with either, the more you own them, the more you are in a position to improve them. As for “Boned/Owned,” I acquired the chicken bones I photoed and drew from a chicken that I bought and ate. I owned the chicken carcass, and so own my carnivorousness, my callousness in lack of empathy for the chicken, my enhanced nutritional health as a result of eating that chicken, and all intellectual property, including the page above, that I derive from the use of the chicken bones as subject matter.

Lastly, the parody of “When You Wish Upon a Star,” so familiar to watchers of Walt Disney’s Sunday TV show when I was growing up, was done both to fill space and as an oblique protest/statement. It is not enough to wish for something without action. But there is substance to a saying I remember from reading What Color Is Your Parachute? in 1991, when I was out of work and seeking guidance on how to find some. “Pray, as if it were all up to God, then work, as if it were all up to you.” No matter what I believe or disbelieve, I have found that piece of advice invaluable. 

2022 0205 diss tort shun

It’s 2022. It’s more than fifty years since the Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. told a cheering multitude of a dream he had. Part of his dream was that people would be judged not by the color of their skin, but the content of their character. Who could argue with that?

All kinds of people are arguing with that, here in 2022. Some of my classmates (Glendale, Arizona, Glendale High School class of 1972) cannot bring themselves to say three simple words: “Black lives matter.” Yet those same people have no problem saying the three simple words “Blue lives matter.” (For those of my worldwide readership that do not know, “blue” in this case represents law enforcement.) A husband of a classmate of mine sent me an article that posited that the man who put his knee on George Floyd’s neck and kept it there till he died was a “fall guy.” There is derisive response to the accurate teaching of history. A Pulitzer-Prize-winning graphic novel with accurate information about the Holocaust has just been banned in a Tennessee school. I conclude from these symptoms, and many other things I have seen and heard in the last few years, that Racism in my country is on the surge.

What can I do about it? For all it’s worth, I can denounce it. I can try to understand it and codify it and urge anyone listening to do the same. I can become more aware of its presence. In short, I can do almost nothing.

But I must stand up to be counted. The image above is the best my artist/poet self can do to make something that is relevant and unique to my perspective. And my perspective includes the notion that Racism is insidious and murky and omnipresent, that it thrives on denial and suppression, and that there are powerful forces at constant ready to divide us. So my image includes a smple from Norman Rockwell’s famous painting of Ruby Bridges, who is almost exactly my age, and of a Black man getting a drink spilled on him while doing nothing more than tying his shoes. I have a quotation from Paul Simon’s “Blessed,” written long ago, which I took the liberty of substituting one word to fit my theme. The other elements of the image are ambiguous, and the acrostic poem is somewhat effaced, as if censorship and/or vandalism was in play. But here are the unoccluded words:

diss tort shun

doesn’t take an awful lot a People to oppress
if you have some folks on top to scourge unwonted flesh
sadists of fascisti circumvent a pervenu
slow your roll, Utopians–the time is WAY too soon

As with most of my acrostics, there is some “loss of signal” due to the Procrustean strictures of meter, rhyme and acrostic spine. I would have liked a better word than “parvenu” but it was the closest to the Them vs. Us syndrome that words-ending-in-u had to offer. But I felt I got lucky with “unwonted” because it is so phonetically similar to “unwanted” that most of us will subconsciously connote one for the other.

I hope a change for the better will come in my lifetime. But I don’t have all that much lifetime left to me: even if I live to be 100, the journey is more than two-thirds over. But I intend to denounce Racism until my dying day.

2022 0202 broken stroke
Friends, are you frustrated looking at this image? Feel as if you are not getting the full picture–it’s blurry, and you can make some of it out, but there is a lot that you can’t decipher? That was done on purpose. It is a non-traumatic way to simulate what having a stroke might be like.

Two days ago I was walking home, looking at my smartphone. Decided to put it away and concentrate on walking. It snagged on my hoodie’s pouchpocket and fell on some gravel. The screen was splintered near the upper left corner, and the display was radically altered, with ghost-images, dimming, and a test-pattern-esque block where the impact had been.

I find it a bit ironic that I’d had a sculpture of Iron Man as the screen wallpaper. Iron Man, played by Robert Downey Jr. in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, often had circuitry problems of his own.

And in the case of my phone, not only was the display screwy, but the touchscreen navigation went from nearly-impossible-to-use to totally useless. I did manage to use it to call my friend Martin Klass to give me a location of a Metro PCS shop, and I was able to communicate via text with a good friend with whom I play Words With Friends, but after that it became worse than useless–for instance, the alarm went off promptly at 5:30 AM, and I couldn’t turn it off; it would eventually stop chiming; then every five minutes it would go off again. Three times for that; three times at 7 AM, which is my Snooze/Reminder alarm in case I am lazy,

I thought of my phone as a stroke victim, getting and giving inappropriate signals, doing things it/I didn’t want to do. And when I got a replacement phone, and the SIM card, essentially the Soul of my phone, was transferred to it, like a stroke victim it had to be taught how to do ordinary things all over again. It still doesn’t know that I don’t like AutoCorrect. I have lost my text-message history. And, alas, and alack, my superb Wordle record seems to have been expunged. C’est La Vie, mes amis!!

To ease possible frustration, here is a transliteration of image and text. A guy (probably a self-portrait, but think of him as Anyguy) implores his phone “SPEAK to me!!!” The phone replies “=ZZZT!=” Beneath the phone’s word balloon it says “HISTORICAL NOTE: On January 31st, 2022, I dropped my smartphone, cracking the screen. It is useless.”

Broken Stroke

Brain bloodbaths may wreak HAVOK on us oldsters
Reducing even sleuth Hercule Poirot*
Obliterating skills bpth mind & motor
Kaputting future plans of to & fro
Entanglementing unto un-OK
Now rendering a staid routine flambée

* SPOILER ALERT for Hercule Poirot fans: Agatha Christie, legendary mystery writer, wrote Curtain, which was to be her final Poirot novel, at the age of 39, when she was at the height of her creative powers. She then locked it up and wrote many more mysteries, but saved Curtain for last. In the novel, Poirot, an enfeebled stroke victim, is mostly confined to a wheelchair. –Friends, that’s how I remember it, at least. I am 67 years old and my cognitive decline is well started. I cannot tell you how grateful I am to be lucid enough to reach out to the world via these blog posts!!

2022 0127 bunny vomit

Since this post is set in the Quantum Multiverse, where causality is flavored with superimposition and the future has the potential to affect the past, we start with the final result of the page I made last night, and get to how it came to be later. Last night I met with my friends Birdie Birdashaw and Russ Kazmierczak for a sketch session at a coffee&beer place called Sip.

Russ is the creator of AMAZING ARIZONA COMICS and has been making his Arizona-based adventures, including but not limited to his superhero Speed Cameron, a blend of human being and, yes, speed camera, for many years. Birdie, the creator of bunny vomit, has been doing stickers of notable personages lately, and he did one of Russ’s Speed Cameron, with a killer slogan. When Birdie gave me the sticker I stuck it on my shirt. When I got home I stuck it on the edge of my laptop screen and took this pic:

Here are my two drawing buddies at work:

After I took this pic I showed it to Russ (at left) and told him that two words had popped into my head, and he wouldn’t be able to guess in a thousand guesses. I let the suspense build and then said “Sling Blade.” Russ cracked up, and Birdie instantly did a gravelly-voiced, spot-on Billy Bob Thornton imitation. When Russ is focusing on his drawing, he sometimes bites his lower lip and gives himself a faux underbite.

Here are the Three Sketcheteers all at once. The combined Draftspersonship of these three powerhouses could easily heat up a city, and will, some day.


As for Bunny Vomit, truth to tell, the first time I heard the term I got a bit nauseous myself. Let’s not pretend I’m not an old codger with Baby Boomer tendencies. But I did not understand the biological quirk that makes it IMPOSSIBLE for Bunnies to Vomit. (Please look it up! They cannot!) So what the underrated and oft-misunderstood Birdie B has created is a character, and ejecta, that might ONLY exist in a Quantum Multiverse. His Bunny might almost be seen to have a Superpower. But if you want the Straight Scoop on that, straight from the bunny’s mouth, so to speak, check out Birdie’s site at http://www.bunnyvomit.com and be transported.

Meanwhile, here is the acrostic for the page:

Bunny Vomit

Bulimic? No. I play one on TV
Upholding all that I hold far & wee — O
Now we see a syncopated GeM
Now traffic in a Substance not quite Phlegm — I
Yearn for such relief–I’m not exempT

Fun fact: I often call Birdie “Bird.” That nickname oddly conveys the respect I would show Charlie Parker, were he alive and in the same room, and also tips my hat to Larry and Brad.

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My friend Patty W sent me a link to a YouTube video “to occupy your mind.” I welcomed the distraction. Bad news of many kinds has been quite blustery lately.

But Gary Lachman, proponent of what Ralph Waldo Emerson called “New Thought,” offers far more than mere distraction. In the video he did a brilliant analysis of how Donald Trump’s disregard for facts, and action on behalf of “alternative facts,” is an example of the effective use of what Lachman calls “Chaos Magic.” The real-world example Lachman gave was when investors were checking what was happening at one of Trump’s construction sites, back in the day. Though literally nothing constructive WAS happening, knowing the investors were checking, Trump had an earth-mover methodically digging a hole on one side of the site, and depositing the dirt on the other. The investors, satisfied that work WAS being done, went away.

Long ago a dear friend of mine warned me about my pessimism. “Thoughts are things.” Lachman repeated that wise advice in his video. He says we are all capable of Magic, but must beware of how we wield it.

2022 0117 risk disk

Though it is undated, and may be reworked at a later time, this drawing is essentially done as of today, January 17, 2022. Today is Betty White’s 100th birthday. Betty is no longer with us but her legacy of empowerment for women–she led by superb example–and reverence for animals is alive and well.

Two days ago I briefly served as a Docent for the Glendale Arts Council, spending the afternoon at Sahuaro Ranch Park welcoming visitors into the Fruit Packing Building, where the Council’s 58th annual Juried Fine Arts Show was in progress. After I had done my duty I took a long hike to my friend Martin Klass’s house. Before I had gone a mile I was walking past a mini-flock of sheep, and I stopped to take pictures, and some of them left the flock and came up to the fence, thus:

2022 0115 sheeps

I was subsequently compelled to write this about our encounter:

no baa, no humbug

out the gates of sahuaro ranch park
and east on mountain view
west of fifty-first ave
reside livestock
including sheep
who were clumpingly champing on grass
bout fiddyfeet from the chainlink

and were so bored
that a pedestrian with a phone cam
was a welcome distraction

and three nay four
came up to the fence
to say hello
and mouth-grab dry leaf from the links

they were mellow
matter-of-fact
and i hope not disappointed
that i gave them only
murmurs

Two days later, rereading the poem, it seems to me that it sounds eerily similar to the “voice” of William Carlos Williams in his famous poem “This Is Just To Say.” I gratefully acknowledge his influence.

As for my own poetic voice, in the form of the acrostic poem in the image above, here it is, transcribed:

risk disk

ruminate in fleece array’d
indolence: it’s toujours gai
sacrificial-lamming desks
keep it pesky–add some pesk

And the image, which was sketched and calligraphed on a card approximately 3″ by 5″, is a rather muddled blend of at least three faces. the central face is that of the ewe in the photo, the one on the right. It is flanked by a couple, one of whom has one hand on top of the other’s, though that is nearly impossible to see, what with the superimposition of ewe-face and poem. There MAY be a duck’s profile helping the ewe’s right ear do double-duty, and there MAY be a grinning clam doing the same with the left ear. (In this surreal Image-Universe, clams are every bit as sentient as were the oysters in Lewis Carroll’s famous poem “The Walrus and the Carpenter.”)

I say MAY be, because this image is preliminary to a much larger drawing on the same type of paper, but with 32 times more square footage. (Inchage? [smiles]) I hope to spend at least a week on the larger, more elaborated, less murky drawing. It is inevitable that I will find new things to say and draw to honor Betty White and her love for all creatures, which is ancillary but vital to this image. (Notice how the sheep is saying “Happy Heavenly Birthday, Betty White!) I love the idea of having some small part in continuing the divine Ms. White’s earthly mission. And so, inspired by the example of mypoet and professional-organizer friend Michelle Frost, today I made a modest donation to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Friends, I urge you to make some donation to some animal-advoicacy group today.

2022 0117 aspca donation