thanks to our attention spans becoming microscopic

we are castaways awash on tides of random topic

we’re hypnotized and commandeered to watch

freak shows

unchosen

sure, we can flip

and keep our grip

but then some lederhosen

encasing some ungodly animated

bagpiped creature

deliberately blows our mind

evoking arthur treacher

..

they note which reels

have made us stay from one end

to the other

and then we see their cousin father

girlfriend

inlaw

brother

..

creating content is not hard

it’s frequently a snap

in fact we do it

every

single

time

we take a crap