Wilhelmina wailed then wept. “I miss my Chuck,” she sighed

Ifs & thens had pierced his wherewithal like assegai

Nether Regionals he’d entered, triumphed, won, and then

Nightfall, downfall, fall from grace beyond all human ken

Ah, how swift and with a whisker passeth foofara

Human humid hayride hell & then a humbug’d bah