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My grandmother unintentionally stymied and stumped me time after time with the simple question, “What do you know for sure?” She left us in early 1979; if she were here now I would still be stumped, but might glib it off with, “Well, Gran: A long time ago…there was this BIG Explosion…”

Over fifty years ago Robert Heinlein wrote a Russia-critical article entitled “PRAVDA Means TRUTH.” He and his wife Virginia had just returned from the Soviet Union; they happened to be there when American spy pilot Francis Gary Powers (no relation to your humble narrator) was shot down, or otherwise forced down, over Soviet airspace. Heinlein took it upon himself to write an apologia (emphatically NOT an apology; rather, a defense) of the US spy mission Powers was conducting, and of spying as a way of leveling the Cold War playing field. The title of the article was meant ironically; Heinlein scorned the idea of anything remotely approaching truth in (the Soviet newspaper) Pravda.

To his credit, Heinlein later acknowledged that it is hard to find truth anywhere, including Time Magazine. But he’d written his article in the heat of the moment, after what he regarded as shabby and hypocritical mistreatment by the Soviets. (Interested parties may find the article in Heinlein’s Expanded Universe.)

Anyone heard of the Pentagon Papers? Great. Anyone know what was IN the Pentagon Papers? Me neither–but I cheated by looking it up on Wikipedia, which says that the Johnson administration lied to the American public and to Congress about the extent of our involvement in Vietnam and surrounds. Anyone surprised? Anyone surprised that the Pentagon Papers in their entirety–not just the juicy parts Daniel Ellsberg leaked to the New York Times–were not declassified and made available to the public until 2011?

Smithsonian.com has a great article entitled “Nine Historical Archives That Will Spill New Secrets.” Such is the nature of some sealed documents, that some of the information therein might embarrass people still living…

Here are the words:

Uphold the Law–some documents in escrow
Need secrecy to make U.S. securer
Delay, detain, denounce as Apocrypha
Encourage Need-To-Knowers to shut up
REPEAL the 1st Amendment as seditious

–And of course I suggest nothing of the sort.

Historical note: As of this writing a fellow named Snowden is fleeing U.S. jurisdictional space for having spilled some beans in a possibly-indictable way.

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Weeks ago, noodling around, I did a crossword-puzzle-construction fragment, interlocking the Across of Spot, Sired, Castled, Cachets, Actress, Shoed and Herds with the Down of Cash, Cache, Actor, Shred, Steeds, Silts, Press, OED [Oxford English Dictionary], and TD [Touchdown]. Then last night I bookended the letter array with “Eenie Meanie Minie Mole” and “Heinous, Drain-US WAR: hope dash’d,” also fleshing out the array with lines that made it a peculiar multicrostic. My Raging Political Muse had had me write an anti-interventionist micro-polemic. Basically it says that our intervention in Iraq created a monster that cost US–as in United States–an ocean of blood and a trillion dollars in cash. This intervention, according to various sources of various reliability, began in earnest with the Cold War and someone named Qasim (or Kassem) showing Communist leanings. There was a coup in 1963 during the Kennedy administration, and there is some evidence that the CIA provided intel, if not more, to the coup-ers. Something important happened in 1975 and something else in 1980–I am not going to pretend I know what’s what; does anyone?

But the US has been invaded, been terrorized as recently as this week, and the Obama administration promises Justice. I am glad it does not promise Vengeance. To its credit, it also promises getting to the whys and wherefores; above all, we world citizens need Understanding.

Here are the words to the multi-crostic:

Eenie Meanie Minie Mole
Cache a despot in a hole
Hang him, if desired, high
King uncastled–my o my
Cash cachets once you are done
Wed an actress–sire her son
Bāshoed, Frosted, Plath’d & Nash’d
Shepherds’ flux at night is ‘stached
Heinous, Drain-US WAR: hope dash’d

Since I cannot claim Understanding myself, my disclaimer is that this page is “inspired by real events” and not “based on real events.” Thank you, Hollywood, for these useful, mealy-mouthed phrases!

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When I was a kid growing up in Glendale, Arizona there was a local show for kids called It’s Wallace?  It was the BEST kid’s show I can imagine. The hosts were Wallace, whose real name was Bill Thompson, and Ladmo, whose real name was Ladimir Kwiatkowski. They were often bedeviled by a prissy, pouting fellow in a Dutch Boy wig who claimed to go to the finest private school in Scottsdale, and who was always badmouthing “public school brats” like me. They called him Gerald; his real name was Pat McMahon.

Their cartoons were top of the line, and one of my favorites was Rocky and Bullwinkle. The two were in constant conflict with Boris Badenov (my memory of him reminds me of Jerry Stiller) and Natasha Fatale (voiced by June Foray, who was also the voice of Rocket J. “Rocky” Squirrel). The nefarious couple was a parody of spies in the Cold War, but my page is no joke, though it is a tribute to my fond memories of R&B.

Speaking of tributes, here’s one I did in 2007 for Wallace & Ladmo. Alas, Ladmo died in 1994, less than two years after a co-worker of mine got his autograph for me.

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