(Recap: The witchy girlfriend of an aspiring boxer has used magic thread to reinforce the “Last” part of his Everlast gloves. After winning bouts by going the distance, the boxer told his girlfriend that he wanted to win without magical help. She bought him new gloves and he started winning by not going the distance, winning by knockout or TKO instead. His growing fame led to a surge of e-mails and snail-mail from his female fans (among others) and his girlfriend got jealous. In spite she sewed a tiny N to the left of the EVERLAST on his gloves, and now the boxer finds himself totally useless, both in the ring and the bedroom.)

[N]Everlast, part 2

Bereft of manhood

Both in his hapless fists and in his boxing trunks

F.R. the boxer wept

And worried

With an important fight coming up in mere days

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He went to his jealous lover Cecilia

Accused her of sabotaging him

And she pulled the shoebox of letters out from under the bed

And asked him who was sabotaging who

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You know what? F. said chuckling

I totally love those letters

And I’m sorry you saw them

Because I knew you would go ballistic

She started to answer but held up a hand

I like that women want me

But it’s just lust for the big sweaty boxer

Just craziness

Now undo whatever you have done ASAP

You don’t want a man who can’t be a man, right?

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She saw his honest earnest face and apologized

She showed him the little Ns and got out her forked unstitching tool

And unN’d the gloves

He pulled his trunks by the waistband to check his junk

Smiled and said Little F is waking up

She beckoned to the bedroom but he shook his head

Sorry Doll

I got to save my juice for the big fight

And if I win I will want some payback

He looked at her lovingly but repeovingly

I mean–you invaded my privacy and then got me clobbered

She blushed and nodded

He asked her Do you trust me?

She said Yes I do

If you trust me, and love me, will you do whatever I ask you to do after the fight?

She nodded and said Yes I will.

(To be concluded)