White House for sale or shill

Doom to let, 50 bil

Kiss ass, kowtow, and chill

All aboard, Big Beautiful Thrill! We got

Goon squads and thugs on ICE

Boat explosions adding spice. It’s not

Hard to see this man be

King of the Rude!

Pardons, one million bucks

(All that restitution sucks.)

Crypto to pay for play,

Green cards on steroids! Hey, it’s just

Business as usual for a

Springtime-fresh douche, you all

Clearly can see the man must be

King of the Rude!

He knows every grift and hoax, every scam

All of the angles to get out of a jam

And every pocket that wants to be lined

To line up corruption one crook at a time! And it’s

East Wing and wrecking ball

Shades of ol’ Tammany Hall.

So soul, no ethics, bet

Vlad-Daddy’s got his pet, but just

Two hours of throwing peeps

Under that bus for keeps. We must

All admit, he’s, no shit,

King of the Rude!!