Here is a syrupy, sappy, cartoony glimpse at romantic love. Cupid fires a barrage of love-arrows at a couple who is already kissing. Cupid gets undeserved bragging rights because the love was already there. What a devious creep Cupid can be!

true LOVE real

there’s a sleevéd heart to wear

romance comes for two to share

ultra-laved in buttered shea

eh, laissez entrer le Soleil

I don’t know what Shea Butter is, but it must be good stuff, judging from all the advertising, so I laved. Mostly I needed to rhyme a word ending with A and a word ending in L.

The last line roughly translates from the French as “What the Hell, let the sunshine in.” Cheers!