Here is a real Old-School Acrostic for My Kind of Gal:

D is for Delight–it’s what you swim in
E of course is Elegance–très chic
N: you are the Niftiest of women
I is your Identity unique
S is for your Sweetness: you enrapture
E is for your Eloquence divine

–That’s D E N I S E whom mere words cannot capture;
Would that you, O Birthday Girl, were mine!

Love,
Gary