if people studied biology

while they studied the Bible

they would learn that there is much more to biology

than “male and female created he them”

they would learn that human males

are less elegant and more makeshift than females

that hormonal secretions influence gender

that we are all chimerical

and so we sort of rhyme with miracle

.

we cannot all be scientists

but every one of us can learn every day

but there are some of us who choose not to learn

who would rather stay at the shallow end of pooled knowledge

even though knowledge is power

and ignorance is crippling and destructive

but hey, why not get rid of urinals?

i for one would rather do my micturition in a stall

than have my nublike dick out for any gloating perv to peek over my shoulder to see

urinals are barbaric and demeaning

privy and privacy share etymologies

.

geez, are we all warped or what?

it’s JUST a BIOLOGICAL FUNCTION

annoying but necessary

embarrassing for many

we need to grow up about it!