When you take a pot pie from the freezer to zap it, it is rock hard. So when you try to follow the instructions to put slits in the crust, the pie responds with extraordinary resistance. You have to do a Norman Bates with your knife to get a good slit…
Unless you first start the microwave, stop it about a minute and a half in, and THEN slit your slits effortlessly and much more cleanly.
I have been hacking away at pot pies since the 20th Century and it has never occurred to me to do this!
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Where do you take a cat who has stopped purring?
The Repurr Shop.
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Here, fulfilling a commitment to my People’s Artist voters, is image #7 of 10 of my artwork. This photo was taken in situ after my “Shuttered Bird” was juried into the Glendale Arts Council’s 62nd Annual juried show early this year.
“Glendale Bird,” 11″x11″x5″, ceramic sculpture, ca. 2002
Today I thanked all my Facebook readers who for me in the People’s Artist competition, urged them not to buy any votes on my behalf, and committed to posting an artwork a day for 10 days by way of thanks (and showing off). This is the one I posted today. I forget what I originally called it (it’s been over 20 years) but I think “Glendale Bird” is a good name because I am a loyal son of Glendale, Arizona, and the laser transfer on the bird’s flank is an image from the Great Seal of Glendale on the side of the Glendale City Council building that I took with my then-cutting-edge 3.1 megapixel camera in the early 2000s.
People who want to vote for me as the People’s Artist may do so once every 24 hours between now and May 13. If you are one of those people, and reside in the US or Canada, here is a link:
peoplesartist.org/2026/g-bowers
Please do not buy any additional votes for me! And if you do successfully vote for me, please let me know in the Comments section.
My sweetheart and future cohabitant Donna Sue Atkins has made some lovely beadwork in her day. When I posted some samples of her handiwork, one necklace in particular caught the eye of some of my readers.
See the one next to the heart pretzel on the right? It has a few nifty, cute skulls on it. Donna told me the skulls were expensive. “Darling,” I replied, “I will make you some out of porcelain.”
So I have begun to try, and it is not as easy as I thought it would be. But when I do a few dozen they will start to be cuter and better; and when I make Skull #500 or so they will be necklace-worthy, and I will have learned more about skull anatomy and the manipulation of itty-bitty spheroids of clay. A fun adventure awaits!
I have just received a super-nice item of validation as an artist, courtesy of Johnny Depp and his “The People’s Artist” artwork competition. Upon completion of the artist’s profile they sent me, they sent me a nice image, and I want to share it with you:
Image courtesy of peoplesartist.org
I know I will not win the competition–there are dozens of artists even within my circle of friends who are more deserving–but it’s nice to feel like I am still a part of the scene. I have the same sense of rush I had in 2006 when superstar sculptor Kurt Weiser not only put me in a show he was hurting but awarded my 3rd place in the 3D category. And since I have that piece in the front room of my apartment I’d like to share an image of that as well.
I hope your day is going well as well, Friends!
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Update, 10:46 AM: I have just received a “Vote for G Bowers” link for anyone from the US or Canada who wants to vote for me.
peoplesartist.org/2026/g-bowers
I hope I get some votes, but a) there is no way I will win b) if you have read this far, I have already received the most meaningful vote possible, which is your time spent sharing my adventure. Humble thanks!!
Start with a ball of soft clay about 3 inches in diameter. Roll it into a coil the width of your wedging board. Twist the middle so you have two equal-size pieces. Put one aside and roll a coil on the other so it is the width of the board. Twist in half; put one half aside; roll the other the width as before.
Go to your potter’s wheel where you just wired a vase off the batt. Spin the wheel slowly and use a wood knife to create your Rock Star’s plumage by gradually scraping the disc of wired-off clay toward the center of the wheel head. The clay will fold and texture and when you reach the middle it will separate from the batt.
Use the largest coil to sculpt torso, guitar, and head. The next size coil makes the legs and the last makes the arms and the rock star’s halo. Do not take more than 25 minutes.
Your effort may look crude but 90% it will be rock-starrish. The more times you do it, the larger and more refined your rock band will be.