you ripen well, babe/as is your wont
you’ve felt the cool dawn, honey/on the flimsy cloth you flaunt
you stir well, and all’s swell,/and seems less pale and gaunt
and if angels sing, well,/let’s use italic for our font.
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can’t the cat be so cute now/when we say knock it off
and the indecisive hat-hand/first a don and then a doff
it needs to hear a few bars/written by rachmaninov
then it will freely gesture/however skeptic posers scoff.
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seasonal allergies/stopper up the throat and nose
sprung spring stuns, hon/and the tearduct floodgate flows
you be my je ne sais quoi/and i will be your quelque chose
and we’ll dance away the Springtime/wearing fishnet pantyhose.
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Afterword: the prompt suggested writing new lyrics to an existing melody. I chose Bob Dylan’s tune “It Takes a Lot to Laugh/It Takes a Train to Cry.” When I finished I realized that I hadn’t written the verse that would reference the title. So here is a bonus verse:
you coming bearing gifts, doll:/frankintense and myrrph and gott
for the bananas, thanks a bunch/thanks a mil for the ground-wheat spot
and now i can park my car/dusk to dawn and on the dot
and for that, sweetie darlin/what can i say but thanks! a lot!