rigged fake fraud hoax

hey weirddude
you have used all these words
thousands of times
implying that rigging
and faking and fraudulence
and hoaxing
are really bad things

and yet you rig have rigged and will rig
i mean c’mon
you just successfully rigged
the decriminalization
of some really nasty things you did
bringing suit
in something called (you CANNOT
make this shit up)
“Donald Trump v. The United States
of America”

dude
you have faked with fake electors
you defrauded the real estate purveyors
of new york
your 2020 “stop the steal” was
a big
fat
hoax

if only telling lies caused laryngitis
(but then you would hoarsely lie
that you had REAL laryngitis)

if only you would go away quietly

but your vladdy daddy doesn’t want you to
because you’ve been unbelievably useful
and idiotic
to his purpose
and your aid and comfort
is one of his hostile foreign superpowers

tariffs are not toys dude
kim jongalong un is not a sweetheart
and you are not the biggest baddest despot
that ever was
you are merely a tool
and when they are done with you
or better yet
when the People of the United States
of America
defeat you once and for all
you’ll be shopping for a prison
that has golf

[First published on my Facebook feed earlier today]