To the farmer who sent hominy: O wow, I am so gritful.

To the general who sent the Panzers on consignment: Tanks allot.

To the co-worker who gave me the Tupac CD: OG thanks!

To the crowd of screaming fans who conveyed me around the concert arena: Thanks so mosh!

To the venture capitalist who commissioned a Faberge egg for me: I cannot thank you en oeuf.

To the greengrocer who sent me bananas, radishes, and celery: Thanks bunches.

To the friend who did a week’s worth of my laundry: Thanks loads.

To Millicent Newsome, DDS, who provided my cosplay Dracula false teeth: Fangs à Millie N.

Finally, to the founders of the university of grateful puns and fruit composting:

Thank U (Berrymulch).