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Winesap

The medicinal nature of the winesap opens

Its little black bag for you when you

The nutrition-vampire bite it

And your jingle-bell cells thrill

To a pactin-peppered fusillade

With a “Thank you!!” that has

No thought but a smile

..

Without a dictionary (though we have many)

We can guess that whoever bred the first

Winesap, getting that nutrition-

And taste-thrill, may have likened the sensation

To a hearty slug of red wine

And the juiciness, perhaps escaping

A mouth’s confines, was simultaneously likened

To an abundance of sap escaping a tree trunk;

And apple names are marketing tools anyhow

(One of the least delicious varieties

Is called Delicious!!)

And Winesap is a fine elemental choice

For this eminently crisp, sweet

Juice-abundant

Organic

Confection.

Wow, wouldn’t it be medicinal and good

To have one

Just this minute?

Once upon a time all advertising was sometimes labeled “Madison Avenue.”

Fun fact: MAD Magazine once had its corporate offices on Madison Avenue, and they always called it “MADison Avenue.” Some of MAD’s contributors, Jack Rickard for example, left jobs in advertising to work for MAD.

War-waging and propaganda are joined at the hip.

Once upon a time the United States of America waged a bit of war under the name “Operation Just Cause.” In at least one cynical mind it was posited that a better appellation might have been “Operation Just Because.”

Now an undeclared war conducted by rogue elements of that same United States goes by the name “Operation Epic Fury.” Many more appropriate names occur to the same cynical mind behind “Operation Just Because.”

Operation Pew! Pew! Pew!

Operation Keep Your Enemies and Make New Ones

Operation Bibi Guns

Operation Blow Up Stuff Real Good

Operation Schoolchildren Unaliver

Operation Democracy Deaththroes

Operation Jeffrey Epstein Died for My Sins

…and at least ten thousand more.

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We desperately need Operation War Is Bad, and Operation Life is Sacred, with no cynicism, no hidden agenda. Please join this just cause!