A unique bathroom mishap occurred in a stall at my work

I was the victim and only witness

After I scrutinized the holder of the giant toilet rolls for paper plenitude

And as I was turning away

A spray dispenser above the holder sprayed me with bathroom spray

So now the side of my head smells like an alpine glade with a swiss chalet nearby

.

I didn’t rinse it off

Perhaps it will help me to gladingly glide through another day

As I suppress the faint urge

To yodel