Note: today’s prompt says address a person, be anachronistic, invent a new word, etc.

Hey, Caravaggio/Love your chiaroscuro/(Daylight come and me wan go home)

You painted hundreds/Used camera obscura/(Daylight come and me wan go home)

I call you Mike/You’re a second Michelangelo

Castrating duellist/Inventing manstruation

Price on your head/But you kept on painting anyway

You were driven crazy by your mercury and lead

And hundreds of years after you were dead

Your paintings found their way into a first-year Latin textbook

And fourteen-year-old Gary saw them and was stunned

And thought Wow

Wish I could do that