April and Allergies Start with an A

April and Allergies start with an A

And Hay Fever starts with an aspirant H

And here I am faced with a tough rhyme today–

Ah! I love Rachel Maddow. You’re Aces, dear Raitch!!

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Bee Pollen and Benadryl start with a B

But Pollen itself with a plosive, the P;

Bet Bolsheviks sneeze quite alliter’tively

Bitter that they are used and discarded for Free.

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Could we make an ingestion of Vitamin C

Casting out sneezy demons with one megadose?

Congestion will make us act desperately,

Cursing bugs that now turn us disturbingly gross.