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per chance a DISGRUNTLED RABBI

one die has adjectives
the other professions

CHAGRINED DYNAMIC LOST EXONERATED SOULLESS MASKED
BEEKEEPER SAXOPHONIST CLERK GONDOLIER RABBI PITCHMAN

the storyteller had them custom-made
and she has another pair on order

YOUNG EXALTED INSOUCIANT COLD MISBEGOTTEN MIFFED
PROFESSOR LOCKSMITH AUDITOR COP CHAUFFEUR OMBUDSMAN

each pair of dice will yield 36 characters
she rolls the pair she has

DISGRUNTLED
RABBI

that’s a challenge her not being jewish and her feeling so chipper today
not feeling up to the good rabbi’s story she rolls the dice again

DISGRUNTLED
RABBI

holy cow what are the odds but on the other hand she didn’t shake them much
she rattles and rattles and rattles and rolls

DISGRUNTLED
RABBI

now she is no longer chipper she is spooked
she rattlerattles and tosses them so they bounce off the baseboard

 

 

 

[yes, the poem is finished]

Here’s a four-liner in response to my friend Bob Kabchef’s challenge in his “Tidal Thursday” post. We were to use at least three of the words Torpedo, Mine, Buoy, Moor, Shoal. I bent the rules a little to spice it up…

Unindifferentiallizing the Tides with the Power of Asian Verse

Walking up the local TOR PEDOmeter on hip
Thinking of some MINEstroned LifeBUOY soap aflip
Slo-MO OR a replay places Haiku on my mind
BasSHO ALgorithmically might render Tides unblind

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the cat demands i watch her eat

insignificant and nearly useless human quoth cookie the cat telepathically
you shall now justify your existence
by hovering over me whilst i crunch the dry offering and lick the wet
neither are quite to my liking
and you would be well advised to improve on future offerings
but for some reason your hulking form helps with the taste
and calms me

she has not-quite-promised to put in a good word with the creator
if i and her other underling perform as required
telling me in no uncertain terms
the creator is feline
and hinting
that the creator may actually be she

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a snap decision about pop culture with a crackle finish
to bill campana

once upon a time
there was a noise
the noise obtained when milk was poured over toasted rice

the noise was a lot like bacon
and a little like the effervescence of carbonated water

and when the noise was heard there was a golden moment
a crackle of electricity across synapses
the snap of an affirmative finger
the pop of a champagne cork
and rice krispies was born
and with it its three personifications

i propose three girlfriends and a puppy
the girls: shh for snap murmur for crackle and sigh for pop
the puppy: mollymute

they will calm their hothead fellas
and put out the fire
they imply

Here I used the anxiety I’m starting to feel about my upcoming poetry co-feature (tomorrow!) to generalize all anxiety everywhere. The line breaks in the first block of text are at a set number of characters, so a typeface like Courier, with set character widths, would yield a solid cliffside of text at the right.

breathcatch

it is wrong it is wrong it is wrong
to wake up anxious to stay that way
to hear of wrong things to see wron
gness on the screen in the food ove
r in other countries and right here
and not know where to turn and fail
to catch breath where is the breath
and what is in it but soot and nois
e and pain knowing to be here is mo
re of a burden to the earth crowded
as it is with wormwriggle multitude
s murdering oppressing grabbing and
using god for nefarious ends and pr
eying and holding souls for ransom!

a bottle
a rattling plastic pillholder
a jar of tears

the breath is back
and there is relief
but even the relief
has claws

With this poem the requirement of a poem per day for National Poetry Writing Month will be fulfilled. Bonus/extra poetry will appear under “NaPoWriMo Poem for April 31,” “NaPoWriMo Poem for April 32,” etc. We’ll see if I can get to April 50 before the end of the month. [smiles]

not a love letter to a dead dog or two, but it might as well be

he was my best friend
and his name courtesy of my daughter
was william doglas bowers.

that’s not a typo. it’s d-o-g-l-a-s.
i haven’t seen him in nigh on five years,
because that’s when he died.

i harbor no illusions that he’s smiling down at me from dog heaven;
even if there was one, he’d have far better things to do;
but no, my sad surmise is that when he got the big sleep
courtesy of the strong drug intravenously applied
that smacked him so hard his eyes never closed
he was completely extinguished,

and that,
given the joy he gave me and the rest of his family,
defines tragedy better than any play or headline.

i so hope i am wrong.
some quantum physicists are now bruiting about the continuity of consciousness
via transport of the energy state/configurations in “brain microtubules,”
but i think even the smartest of us are desperate enough
to indulge in creative wishful thinking.
i am glad that they think so, though,
especially since they are smarter than me.

if bill does indeed continue,
and if further he’s free of the dysplasia and other physical woes he wore,
then that undoubtedly means that cowboy,
dog of my childhood,
has persisted.
they may even meet and exchange that-stupid-gary stories.
they may romp,
with bill mocking his dysplasia as romplstiltskin,
and cowboy might then reenact his epic encounter with the horse in the meadow,
or the skunk at camp geronimo,
but all of this has a probability vanishingly small.

i wish i could tell bill
about this other bill
who is only vaguely doglike,
and that only in the fact that he does amazing tricks,
only they’re with words.

i wish i could tell cowboy
that that line in the song “mister bojangles” is an understatement.
“after twenty years he still grieves.”
twenty years?
chicken feed…

This is my first try at the Ballade form. Suddenly I fell like a teenager again…

Ballade d’amour

Our connection plays hard to get.
Hands held, we are still two, not one.
Longing’s true since before we met;
Fission’s flashing: a Megaton.
We’ve a passion that shines like Sun.
After dusk there is still a glow.
Seeing through what we’ve well begun
Let us learn what we don’t yet know.

Wrestling Chance, we eschew roulette;
Dueling Fate needs no sword, nor gun.
Picking paths through the woods, we let
Intuition rule; stroll, don’t run.
Daze may pass—please excuse the pun—
Nights may whisper to rev and go;
Plans may form and then grind, undone.
Let us learn what we don’t yet know.

Acrobatic, we fuss, and fret,
Caught in spider-webs Doubt has spun.
Locks confined in a tight barrette
May be formed in a braid or bun,
Some light blinds us enough to stun,
Implications may dam the flow.
Still, there’s many ways cats were skun.
Let us learn what we don’t yet know.

Let us face what’s to come, and shun
Desolations where naught will grow.
Lovers leap when misgiving’s None,
THEN they learn what they don’t yet know!

 

unsouled merchandise

the plastic form, the plastic grin;
the blurbs beneath the bubble wrap
commit a pleonastic sin:
they don’t seduce, but do entrap.

ideas, feelings, memories;
the message in a loved one’s eyes:
you are the one i long to please.
this plastic is a ghoul’s disguise;

its maker knows we love to give
and do not trust a home-grown gift
will pass the is it worthy? sieve,
and ads sow seeds of doubt. short shrift’s

conferred to those who do not spend.
thus money’s love’s analogy,
and thus the moneychangers lend,
and then collect rapaciously.

let’s from this artificial pit
retreat, and up a true path climb;
we’ll learn that ultimately it
means most when we give love plus time.

g. bowers, agent of ARROYO (alternate reality rectangles of youth ordained)

the funnies, to answer no question,
like NANCY and PEANUTS and such,
made windows to buttress the bastion
a kid needs to starsky his hutch.

in book form were comics like X-MEN
and BATMAN and HERBY and PEP
realities strange as a henchman
DICK TRACY would trace and–nab?–yep!

some funnies were crack-us-up laughable:
UNfunny but suited for sneering,
some wisecracking dialogue affable,
some action distractive-to-veering.

some artists belonged in asylums,
and some of their work in the Louvre,
some classics were seek-ems-&-buy-ems,
some stuff from the Sixties a grouvre.

the best should be well-wrapped in plastic
and kept from acidity’s harm;
leave stretching to Mister Fantastic;
seek Scarlet[t] (Johansson? Witch?) charm.

the kid in us all is eternal.
the youth is within to arrange;
it’s true just as Springtime is vernal;
just DOCTOR with touches of STRANGE.

(Afterverse note: I admit to a strong Silver Age Marvel bias.)