scooters, skateboards, cardboard-signers,

motorized devices,

would have had sidewalk designers

smoking herbs and spices.

mere pedestrians are weaving

here and there whilst cringing

trick bikes bounce and disbelieving

walkers risk unhinging.

let’s make future sidewalks wider.

two lanes? now we’re talking.

stiff fines for the non-abider:

SLOW LANE — NO NON-WALKING.