four transparent goldenrod childproofed bottles await the sleeper

one contains a statin to lower cholesterol

one contains a beta blocker for lower bp

one contains a big chalky glucose-lowering bunch of pills

and the last has capsules that facilitate urine flow

three lowerers and one increaser await the sleeper

who is now awake and obediently opening his medicaments

and for the lowering doses he lows

and for his urethral widening he moos

then goes to the kitchen to graze