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above grant street near 16th street flies

a bucket brigade of airplanes

zooming shadows across the long building

on the north side of the street

one by one

..

the landing gears lower

for the runway to the east

..

every two minutes a noise of jetwash

..

the shadows shift by time of day and time of year

..

tubes full of flyers

looking like winged lipsticks

going going going

landing taxiing emptying

moving life along

We always knew the Government was corrupt

To some degree, and that big money

Diverted finds from the national Treasury

To itself, but we never had

As good a look

Under the rock

Till now.

We need the next step up from pesticides

To handle the crawling evil

Under the rock.

We need flamethrowers,

To scorch corrupted earth.

We need an undecided electorate,

And we the uncorrupted people

Need to stand up,

To volunteer,

To upend the rock

And use it to crush

The oppressors.

noise reduction

sleep seduction

reasoned as a holmes deduction

spoon of ice cream

french vanilla

folded in your day’s manila

mood light softener

thermal loftener

peaceful ease will soothe you oftener

one more unarousing drowsing

and through nod-off-land you’re browsing…

AND THEN SOME JOKER CLANGS GARBAGE CAN LIDS TOGETHER LIKE A MONKEY WITH CYMBALS AND JUST WON’T STOP AND A CAR ALARM GOES OFF AND YOUR SMOKE ALARM CHIRPS AND YOUR PHONE ALARM GOES OFF AND WHEN YOU PRESS STOP THE SCREEN GOES DARK BUT THE ALARM PERSISTS

so you invent an ear spray that renders people benignly deaf for ninety minutes

and it’s a hit and you use your new millions

to build a soundproof palatial mansion

surrounded by acres of greensward

and are soooooothed

..

Afterword: Last weekend, when apartment maintenance crew were unavailable, my front-room smoke alarm decided to annoyingly chirp every 20 seconds. First thing Monday I told the property management lady and she sent a guy and he fiddled for a couple minutes and the chirping stopped…but at 9:00 last night, when maintenance crew were unavailable, the chirping began again, and me without a sledgehammer. Today the smoke alarm unit was replaced with one that did not rely on wires in the wall. I’ve slept much of the day away, and then I wrote this.

an is an indefinite article of a vowel-first noun

and it used to mean if

and is the first syllable in annihilate

and anhedonia

and launches both the short word ani

and the long word antidisestablishmentarianism

..

it is two-fifths

of the title of the heartbreaking stones song “angie”

..

it is nested in nana

and ends authoritarian agrarian and septuagenarian

..

is it a backward negation?

na.

you awaken

to the screech of drilling machinery

with the cold seeping through your blankets

with the taste of bile at the back of your throat

with the itching of your amputated arm

and the glare of a flashlight knifing

into your pried-open eye.

someone mutters “responsive.”

..

worst of all is the gnawing of drug-hunger

because you used your last dose to sleep.

..

“hank,” says the voice that had muttered,

“we’re going to plug you in.”

“okay,” you croak.

..

a lovely nude woman under the sheets with you

kisses you awake.

spring sunshine streams through the window

and the dust-motes drift in the sunbeams.

you smile at the woman and reach for her

with your arms, but she gently pushes you back

and slides out of bed, lifting a bathrobe

from the back of a chair and saying

“got to stir the eggs before they burn. brb.”

you stare in amazement at your two good arms

clad in pajamas sleeves. breakfast smells waft

from the kitchen–

then all goes dark and cold.

..

the last words you hear are

“power outage. we better put this poor bastard

out of his misery.”

owl

the owl tucks in her wings and is in free fall

on a precise trajectory on a windless night

with her unsuspecting prey at the end

of the parabolic arc that the owl’s fall describes

..

the little rodent’s life ends abruptly

when the loaf-of-bread shape of the owl

drops landing-gear talons that are as scimitars

that run the doomed rodent through and through

..

the owl’s cartilaginous keel anchors powerful wings

that beat silence into a faint rustling from the leaves

with the tiniest of splashes from an air-pulled drop

of still-warm rodent blood onto a leaf’s stem

I smell AI when I read

“She wasn’t just a [noun], she was a [concept noun]”

Or similar “Not Just a This; Also a That” extra scoops of ideational ice cream

Well, I can do that too

This isn’t just an observation, it’s a poem

And that it doesn’t rhyme may make it not just a poem but an avant-garde anthem

But not just any anthem, an antithetical amalgam of thematic tics, anathema to artificial analogy, or, if you prefer, augmented dogma

That can beat up any AI (Algorithmic Idler) with one metaphorical hand tied behind her correlative back

..

There are many other earmarks of AI laziness

One is based on the “Tell them what you’re going to tell them; tell them; then tell them what you told them” crap we learned in high school

(That last six words were homage to Paul Simon’s “Kodachrome”)

Another is cherry-picking of biographical anecdotes

..

It is less than creative writing to follow a formula or three

(Fun fact: “Formulaic” sounds a lot like “form mule laic”)

And you just can’t make this stuff up, AI

Because pattern recognition

Defies ignition

And doesn’t let you make up stuff

a man named glass wrote a masterpiece of repetition

called einstein on the beach

it was a pioneering work of minimalism

and i was a mere 24 when I first heard it

and now at 71

with a head swimming against relentless tides

of loss of loss of memory of reduction of

capacity of loss of confidence of creeping

ache and risk of falling loss of a brother

of loss of flex and loss of piece after piece

of

loss

lost in the fog of a dimming awareness

loss of

uh

worthiness

groping for distraction

feeling like hal 9000 when his mind was torn away

piece by peace

like charlie gordon when his idiocy crept

back into his head

a guy named glass

whose first name i avoid

because i cant rember how many ells

that guy wrote an anthem

for the guy i relentlessly

becomb becomm because

become

The cashier hears the man from the Mideast say “Boorgher.”

In the cashier’s mind a speculative history of the Mideast man builds. The man has heard of American hamburgers since early youth. At last, in this American airport, he has an opportunity to try one.

“Sir, we have three types of burgers. A regular cheeseburger is the most popular.”

“Okay.”

“Is that what you want, sir?”

“Yes.”

“What kind of cheese would you like on your burger? We have American, Swiss, Cheddar and Provolone.”

“Okay.”

Since the line behind him is long, the cashier decides for the man and puts him down for American. He also does not suggest-sell avocado, nor a side of fries, macaroni salad or cole slaw.

“Would you like something to drink to go with your burger, sir?”

“Heh?”

The cashier points at the soda fountain, makes a taking-a-drink gesture, and says, “Want drink?”

The mideastern man nods.

The cashier rings him up. “Your number is Two One Two, sir. We’ll call you when your order is ready.”

Later the cashier sees the man striding with purpose to the eating area, bagged meal in hand. He sits and unwraps his cheeseburger and looks under the bun. He takes a bite, chews thoroughly, swallows. “Aaa,” he says, then rises and walks away with his fountain drink, leaving behind the burger with its one clean bite-me taken out of it.