in these climatically incendiary times
and in this dutch oven we call the valley of the sun
the weather guy on kjzz referred to the temperature range for the next few days as “in the one-teens”
meaning between 113 and 119 degrees fahrenheit
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the jackass in the white house talks of buying “or annexing” greenland
were i a conspiracy theorist i would say that his climate change denial plus his collusion with the petrochemical predators in fucking up the environment were part of his sinister plan to make greenland one of the only inhabitable places on earth
so that with “annexation” (rape with violence) he would consummate the biggest real estate deal of all time
while simultaneously extending the trail of tears into the 21st century and into the arctic circle
since approximately 89% of greenland’s population is indigenous greenlandic inuit
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but i am not a conspiracy theorist
drop a syllable and i become a piracy theorist
and my theory, backed by circumstantial evidence of the long history of theft and fraud and pillage perpetrated throughout his career
is that donald trump is a pirate of the worst sort
of the same ilk as spiro t. agnew and Bluebeard
and he’s given this country a jolly rogering since day 1 of term 1
and should be made not to walk the plank
but to walk a mile at high noon here in phoenix
wearing speedos and flipflops
with the temperature in the one-teens
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