i certainly dig/the garnishy sprig/that sits on the edge of the plate

in restaurants fine/with twelve-dollar wine/a nice place to go with a date

but wait that’s the past/i now look aghast/and find that sauce-dribbling is trendy

and wine will not flow/unless you can show/a wallet two-hundred-bucks spendy

so switch your devour/to that happy hour/that has tasty bar food for cheap

but don’t be too sparsely/about that good parsley/that good produce sections still keep