Crick? Knack? Paddy Whack? What kind of world is this, that nonsense rhymes should stick in our heads from infancy to decrepitude? A QUIRKY one, THAT’s what kind. And so let’s include Roald Dahl, the King of Quirk.

Crick (Paddy Whack) Knack

Climbing upward in the murk

Roald Dahl in leather jerkin

In for abracadabra’d Tea

Catch a handcuffed BBC

Knowing, click to Reykjavik