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Sweetheart Darling Baby [Love] (duet)

(Note: the boy is bold, the girl italic, together both.)

We will figure it all out

Sweetheart Darling Baby Love

Push will never come to shove

Long as we’re together.

..

Karma’s what it’s all about

Sweetheart Darling Baby Friend

Fall and rise and rest and wend

Long as we’re together.

..

Sugar in our every kiss

Sweetheart O so empathetic

Now we’re Type 2 diabetic

But we are together.

..

Fun and Games maintain our bliss

Sweetheart Darling Staunch Companion

And our ardor fills a canyon

Evermore together.

Borne on a BreO⁷eze

To the immortal magic of Marc Chagall

O⁷ is unoccurrable

O³ unstable at best

And O² free only by the sufferance of coincidental phenomena

And no one

Ever sees or breathes O¹

No¹, I tell you

Still…

I would love to dance with my sister

Because she does not exist

And if I were dancing with her she would exist

And it would be her wedding day

And I’d have lost 45 pounds to look good in a tux

And at the alfresco reception

I would get supernaturally high

With lungs full of the O⁷ that had wafted though us

On a fanciful breeze

And I would then invulnerably float over the village

Legs dangling body bent beyond a horseshoe’s

Because once the impossible has occurred

The impossible is no more

And the benign Possibilities are innumerable

Including having the numbers associated

With different configurations of oxygen

Indicated with superscript

And not subscript

Once upon a time a clumsy man dropped one of the many books he, foolish with optimism, was carrying, and when he bent his legs to try to retrieve it, two books, and then the rest of them, cascaded to the cobblestones. “Gosh darn,” said he, and, kneeling, began to restack them.

“Here,” said a voice. He looked up and saw a woman about his age, with one of the books that had slid afield. Her eyes were round and brown. Her hair was diaphanous.

When he took the book out of her hand she turned to retrieve the ones that were still left on the stones, but instead of handing them to him, she cradled them in her arms, schoolgirl style. “Where to?” she said, lightly, honey in her voice.

He did a head gesture, indicating direction, and said, “I’m parked a few rows up. Thanks so much for helping me.”

At his car, he carefully put his books on the hood, fished his car keys from his pocket, and opened the passenger-side door. She handed him the books she had, patting the one on top and saying, “I think you will love this one.” When she smiled at him he was awestruck. Without a word they had told each other that though she could use a ride, and he would love to give her one, it was not the right time.

But when he closed the door on the passenger side with the books in a neat pile on the seat, she handed him a business card that had the name of the bookstore where he’d bought the books, her name, the word M A N A G E R, and a phone number and e-mail address.

“Thanks for buying some of my books,” she said, a hint of laughter in her voice. “See you soon.” And she walked briskly away.

on a mission to live life to the fullest

this morning anyway

i walked 2,379 steps from my doorstep

to the ole brass rail, a sports bar and grill

and asked bar lady kristi[e] for an irish coffee

and a menu

..

the steak & eggs was tempting

but the breakfast burrito was six dollars less

and promised “spicy beef” so

breakfast burrito it was

and nice trimmings to boot

and i was fulled and filled with its generous portion

..

lots of screens with sports stuff

diverse & friendly staff and clientele

(times have changed here, i am glad to report)

fair pricing

so yeah

this day off is well launched

and i will go full from here

to fuller after a ceramics studio session

to fullest when i use my phone

and hear sweet Donna’s voice

you are mildly lucky in love

with a romance beginning to bloom

and the exes and ohs

as the spiciness grows

make a grandma suggest “get a room”

.

soon your fantasies focus on one

and the others get sketchy and blurred

and the choosing will cost

opportunities lost

with the fading of daydreams absurd

.

as your multiverse gladly collapses

with a dwindlement sealed with a kiss

to clear all the fog you thus

make it monogamous

two souls entangled in bliss

Mugs and coffee made on location
at PIP Coffee & Clay, Phoenix, Arizona

I made these mugs in late March and have glazed them to look like the coffee they contain. In both mugs are eight ounces of Americano coffee enhanced with cream and brown-sugar Simple Syrup. It is my wildly optimistic pipe dream that I will one day offer the mug of her choice to a future Special Someone, so that we might sit across from each other at a breakfast table and sip from our coffee-glazed coffee mugs while enjoying each other’s peaceable company. Hope survives, steamy and eternal!

the end is near/the endgame well under way

but relax, this is just a baseball game/in the ninth inning/in still-early may

plenty of season left

what else is near?

let’s see if I can spruce up my appearance and find “grooming kit near me”

hell yeah! 0.4 miles and open for another hour!

how about chateaubriand?

chateaubriand is near, all right/but beyond unaffordable, alas.

and the woman of my dreams? is she near?

alas, the search yields no results.

but isn’t it comforting to know/that some priceless desires/are beyond the ken of cold circuitry?

if only the girl in the song were real/and the boy were me

she would be a california girl with a mild southern accent/and i would have surfed from an early age/and met her on a bright summer afternoon on the beach

and i would have a vw bug and legs almost too long for it/and she would say I was lanky

and we ate a lot of ice cream but stayed skinny by burning calories surfing and running miles and miles on the sand and making out after taking showers

and we got picked to be the first shipload of settlers on the first moon colony where there would be no surfing but plenty of flying with strapped-on wings and tail assemblies

and–whoops, the song is over

wow, what a song/really took me places

here I am a seventy-year-old man with stubby legs again

yearning for what can never be

but maybe there’s a woman out there, a woman my age, for whom leg-stubbiness is not a significant factor in the selection of a companion

who wants to be a landlocked surfer girl

with some occasional barefoot-on-the-sand interludes

time and patience will tell

and hearing that song

“open when you’re sad”

said the envelope on the floor.

block letters, but her handwriting.

i was not sad but i was killingly curious,

so i went on whitehouse dot gov,

and in seconds i was furious and terrified

and sad too.

i opened the envelope.

wouldn’t you know it,

another envelope was inside.

“open if you want another chance”

this one said.

hmmm.

do i?

within this envelope

were probably more envelopes

but there was also something that wasn’t.

best guess from size, shape and flexibility

was that it was a hotel room card key.

i did want her.

i thought though that the hoops

she would like me to jump through

were a red flag.

just when i decided to do nothing, though,

my doorbell rang.

.

three weeks later

i am not sad

and i need no further chances.