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W-2s

Rhyme with Blues

With reason.

Tax season

Is daunting,

Complex, taunting,

That income seductive

Precludes much deductive

And oil lease dribbles

At refundage nibbles.

So pre-prep ordeal

Let’s have a good meal

And not let our eggs nor our dark thoughts congeal.

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Long ago, Certified Public Accountant John A. Eck asked me if I knew what CPAs used for birth control. I didn’t. “Their personalities,” he said, grinning his leprechaun grin.

This year John did my taxes for what will be the last time, unless I get way above poverty-line income. He also put Artist in the OCCUPATION box on my returns, and included at my instruction $220.00 in income for which I gave no receipt–money I had earned in 2015 for my artwork. This bolsters my artist-identity a great deal, and I’m happy to thank John publicly for that.