A Serious Look at Language, with a Great Deal of Inadvertent Giggling and Smirking, etc.
The popular Scrabble-esque game Words With Friends
Permits many F-words,
But will not allow at least one.
Now, DILDO is obviously sexually connotative
But Words with Friends, as demonstrated above,
Allows its use.
I confess I blushed as I used it,
The more so since my opponent had a female name,
And I doubt if I have ever met or talked to her
In real life.
I have a real-life female friend
With whom I play WWF on a daily basis,
And sometimes our use of sexual words,
Though always strategic and never gratuitous,
Seems downright flirty.
The current President of the United States,
After having dropped bombs on faraway Iran
Without Congressional approval,
Dropped an F-Bomb while knowingly in view
Of recording devices, including video,
Because two countries were not doing
What he wanted them to do.
This may result in an increased proliferation
Of F-bombs amongst schoolchildren
For whom POTUS is, if not a role model, an excuse.
There is a book that permits me to call him
And his “Big, Beautiful Bill”
A thief
And his satchel of burglar tools.
The book is my Dictionary.
One with Clay, Image and Text 