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whirrd

“The right word is the unexpected word.” Frederik Pohl, introducing The Best of Cordwainer Smith

three caffeines and i am wired/good to go no longer tired/let my wordsmith’s finger wield/this touch-sensitivish field

word be whirrd near-homophonic/aspirate that aitch atonic/ascertain a certain smuggish/air when jazzed-up coffee-muggish

tighten up those loosish ens/comically let’s be frenz¹/tragic cali mourn our bros²

we may see them

no one noes

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¹Ron Frenz. “Ronald Wade ‘Ron’ Frenz (born February 1, 1960) is an American comics artist known for his work for Marvel Comics. He is well known for his 1980s work on The Amazing Spider-Man, particularly introducing the hero’s black costume, and later for his work on Spider-Girl and Thor…” Wikipedia

²Along with my nuclear family, I have lost brotherly cousins of the Householder clan who lived in California.

an is an indefinite article of a vowel-first noun

and it used to mean if

and is the first syllable in annihilate

and anhedonia

and launches both the short word ani

and the long word antidisestablishmentarianism

..

it is two-fifths

of the title of the heartbreaking stones song “angie”

..

it is nested in nana

and ends authoritarian agrarian and septuagenarian

..

is it a backward negation?

na.

chicken chakra choker check

c h k is rife as heck

and among the heys and watch-mes

you might even find some tchotchkes.

chalk it up to odd occurrence

twixt agreement and demurrance

even when you kick the bucket

“chk!” may throatnoise when you chuck it.

that is all quite well and morbid

thirty wanted twenty-four bid

let us close with holstered trowels

“sm lst wrds my hv n vwls.”

Afterword: smh! 🙂 But the real goal was to use “tchotchkes” (first time ever in one of my poems) such that it contained an “Easter egg.”

The bustard’s an exquisite fowl/With minimal reason to growl/He escapes what would be/Illegitimacy/By grace of a fortunate vowel. Winning entry from 10,000 entrants of a limerick contest judged by Isaac Asimov

sixteen pieces in a chess set but for color

and four and four and four and two and two

and sixty-four

and the answers of multiple-choice tests with perfect scores

but it is the near-identical

the not-quite-identical

that gives a field of flowers charm

that enriches speciation

that makes one coin worth a penny

and its near-twin worth a mint

ah mints

junior mints are corpuscular

andes mints are sandwiched planks

and there was a place called Luigi’s on sixteenth Street and Glendale fifty years ago

a delicatessen that sold french mints

and i would get some for my then-sweetheart

because she loved them and i loved her

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isn’t it startling that a group of vastly different people can have identical names?

isn’t it more startling that you can view a group of vastly different people with identical names within seconds by conducting a search on that name and selecting the Images subset of the search?

or that by changing a t to a d

you change Mint to Mind?

and then ditch the d for an e

and you become Mine.

bwahahahaha!!!

(near-identical to bwajajajaja!!!)

So glad to be making acrostic poems again!

Ogee Whiz

Old fine Edifices glow

Gingerbreading quells uh-oh

Edgy edges end ennui

E-Z …dubya ex wye Z

One type of Ogee is a cutout shape involving both convex and concave curvature. The ogee arches sketched above have apical points.

Gingerbreading is use of a motif for trim to enhance windows or ledges. Some older architecture in downtown Phoenix features gingerbreading.

“Ogee Whiz” is pun-translatable into “Oh, Gee Whiz.” That’s a Bad Pun, but a worse one would be if I tagged a snowblank with the contents of my bladder with the monogram “OG.” It would not stand for “Original Gangsta” nor “Old Guy” but would be simply OG, and since it would be made from urine, colloquially known as Whiz, it would be OG Whiz.

it’s never too late

to perpetrate

never too soon to scheme

if you lean alee

perpetrationally

as the subject of meme

play it strait

take the right-angle beam

on the bright angel trail

and extract from the fiefdom the fief

and a raging spring storm’ll

re-angle you normal

and the angel will wail

stop

that

thief

a longhand version/of an author’s love of a car/is in the passenger seat of that car/being taken to a husband about to be divorced/by the driver.

so the car is a conveyance conveyance

the driver is a conveyance conveyor conveying conveyance affection

and the husband is an incipient conveyance recipient/on his eventual way to divorce court

where the divorce court judge/may hold the transfer of conveyance ownership

in abeyance.

the moon is not in the seventh house

but it was just eclipsed by the shadow of our earth

and jupiter recently aligned not just with mars

but with siblings as well.

“bound to happen sometime”

is just a position

on juxtaposition.

(Source: Wikipedia)

basket wordweaving

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a nest is a basket of birdies;

a basket for peaches changed histories;

and ella sang in the late thirties

of tiskets and taskets and mysteries.

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containers of stiff-fibered lattices

hold picnics or handhelds or bread,

while catholic uniforms plaid a sis

who basketless may go unfed.

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the slangness of basket weaves parity

with genitals, bowlsmoke and bastards,

a versatile twisting of clarity

and provenance dim-distant-pastwards.

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“so silly”–oh, really? believing

that wordplay and mindflex may yield

new pathways to language beweaving

new verbiage is this poet’s shield.

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so gather your own stalky fibers

and weave–it is not a big ask,

you may become language macgyvers

and in your own basketing bask.

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Notes: The early game of Basketball involved a peach basket. Ella Fitzgerald recorded “A-Tisket A-Tasket” in 1938, overriding the objections of her record label, and her career skyrocketed. Baskets come in many different custom, function-related designs. The Urban Dictionary has five pages’ worth of words and phrases involving variations of “basket.” “MacGyver” was a TV series whose main character was famous for improvising solutions to dire situations with unusual materials at hand. And Catholic uniforms got dragged in by the heels simply because of a need for a rhyme with “lattices.”

a fat guy makes a rainbow in his yard

with thumb on hose-end mist w/disregard,

then prisms turn to dewdrops. abelard

abandons eloïse; a cruel dis card.

they’re many poet laureates, and disbarred

attorneys quote them. it’s a vile canard

to deal a friend on wings of mallards. hard

enfardeling a rhyme that leaves it jarred.