Here is a terrible pun on “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow,” and also an implied bad pun in that the way Santa Claus gets out of his fix is via the T’ao–literally a Way out. The bad guy is an hommage to Snidely Whiplash, endangerer of Nell and wannabe nemesis of Dudley Do-Right of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

FREEZE a Jolly Gooood Fellow

Frost Bites! and Santa’s got a tricky Standoff
Rock-hard, Jinxed, rigor-mortissed, stone as Shale
Elves cannot help, nor lotion, nor felafel
EXISTlessness would make Ms. Santa wail
Zen-tangled, he’ll evoke a thawing T’ao
Ew, Snidely–dastardly’s no Cat’s Meow