The Rewards Plan

All my adult life I have been getting come-ons/For credit for timeshares for one-time-only offers

That are focused on my deservedness

“Here’s your new credit limit./You earned it. Take that vacation/You always wanted.

“You owe it to yourself.”

Sounded good/But had I read the fine print on the back/And the APR (Annual Percentage Rate) of 29.2%

I would have concluded/That I owed it to myself/To flee earnestly

I learned my lesson/But apparently the electorate did not/And voted for president a proxy/To fulfill their basest desires

He will kick ass and take names/For lists for future ass-kickings

He will purge his land of the shithole rabble

He will take additional steps to ensure that his will/IS The Will of the People

Or else!

And a vast army of REAL Thugs/Slavers to do his bidding

And the Bible he defiled and sold

Says

“Verily, they shall have their reward.”